R.I.P. Swagger
Monday October 06th 2008,
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The internets have decided – with a whopping 43% of the votes cast in the last week, the term ‘swagger’ has been cast into the wastelands of abandoned slang. While the Unkut Dot Com massive will be doing our part to stamp out use of this shitty terminology, we can’t do it alone. Next time you hear some hump tossing the term around, feel free to mush them in the face, put ’em in a yoke or rip the popped collar of their smedium polo. That oughta learn ’em! Remember – if only one douchebag stops using this bullshit word for a day, it’s been worth it.

Which Slang Term Should Be Removed From This Corner of The Internets?

  • Swagger (33%, 492 Votes)
  • Hardbody (22%, 326 Votes)
  • Hater (20%, 299 Votes)
  • Real Talk (18%, 266 Votes)
  • Hype (8%, 114 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,497

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The following offenders will soon be receiving “Cease & Desist” orders from our crack legal eagles:

T.I. feat. Kanye West, Jay-Z & Lil Wayne – ‘Swagger Like Us’ fan video:

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Comment by swordfish 10.06.08 @

its pretty much over for, Swagger. when Old Spice is using the slang,for hawking its product, with LL Cool J.

Comment by richdirection 10.06.08 @

it’s strange how certain words catch on and transcend different regions, while others just remain local slang.

Comment by Ridiculous Fish 10.06.08 @

hater should be the next term put to sleep like ol yeller

Comment by Tabauri 10.07.08 @

That Fonzworth Bentley book looks like the greatest thing in the world. There’s no way I can be mad at that.

Comment by Suckapunkin' 10.07.08 @


Comment by Fonzworth Bentley 10.07.08 @

Umm…That Swagger Magazine can stay.

Comment by tres 10.07.08 @


Comment by dj blendz 10.08.08 @

They sghould just call that shit “HOEZ” or some shit.

If anyone e3ver denied the need to kill of “swagger” like palin shooting deer from a helecopter that list just confirmed kill.

Comment by Topskism 10.08.08 @

Stick having books ghostwritten for you Fonsworth.

That track with Kanye and 3000 was horrible.

How many units did it sell?

Comment by Beatlover 10.08.08 @

Man, im happy to contribute to the ending of that corny ass word. I really hated it because cats were using it as if was new. Shit been in the dictionary since Webster’s first edition. lol

Comment by daruffian 10.08.08 @


Swagger Right by Hard Knock is one of my favorite songs right now. I hate the word swagger though.

Comment by Danny 10.10.08 @

I hate “swagger,” but “swag” is the one that REALLY needs to go.

Comment by eauhellzgnaw 10.12.08 @

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