Will The Real Eric B. Please Stand Up?
Monday January 26th 2009,
Filed under: Biters In The City,Fudge Rap,Internets,Sizzle-chest,Video Clips
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Eric B - ‘U My Girl’

^ Please kill yourself.

Bonus: Eric B - ‘Rain’ video:


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what the fuck

Comment by gx 01.26.09 @

that’s what i said..wtf

Comment by richdirection 01.26.09 @

Wow! This is an interesting change of styles, to say this least! this sounds muuuuch different from his work with rakim! Well, anyway, not so bad, although I’d have to say the tune in the second video is probably the winner here!

Comment by ergo 01.26.09 @

how are you not gonna have the mp3? side note: the smoke machine is an under appreciated piece of technology.

Comment by skinnyjoe 01.26.09 @

What the uff?!? Please kill yourself NOW!

Comment by fosterakahunter 01.26.09 @

To be fair, it’s not much better/worse than what Eric puts his name on nowadays.

/watch?v=eRPqJ5pfNy8

Notice I said put’s his name on.

Watch this pathetic performance on Yo! MTV Raps where he moves the record back and forth for two minutes:

/watch?v=rtS8tmCZ5DU

Robbie, when are you going to do a “most useless/worst DJs in Hip-Hop” article?

You’ll have to put youtube.com in front of those URLs because the software running Unkut seems to filter URLs.

Comment by haroon 01.26.09 @

*co-sign Haroon-Do a Worst/most useless DJ’s(piece) in HipHop.

Like SUGE Knight,Eric B. gets way too much attention in the HipHop media.

Comment by R.Jones 01.26.09 @

Eric B. breaks the sticks, You got it!

Comment by ScubaHoodedFuneral 01.26.09 @

ha.looks like sondoobie.
sounds like operation get down.

Comment by swordfish 01.26.09 @

No tricks in 09, it’s time to shine.

Comment by sosa 01.26.09 @

This isn’t any worse than Eric B.’s solo album.

Comment by Finally 01.26.09 @

yo dat was dope im laffing rite now

Comment by Mercilesz 01.26.09 @

the second song wins by a mile :)

…and yea i co-sign doin a “useless/worst dj’s in hip hop” post

Comment by dj blendz 01.26.09 @

ha ha ha ha ha ha. What the eff was that? Work sucked, this really makes up for it. Thanks alot!

Comment by Brooklyn 'Lo 01.26.09 @

“This isn’t any worse than Eric B.’s solo album.”

It might be better.

Comment by haroon 01.26.09 @

Yo Eric gots to eat if this is his production. What a difference from having one of the roughest Rap singers to this here stuff. Eric B is way to laid back for me anyway. I knew when these cats(Rakim & Eric B) was first put on. The buzz at the time was that Rakim the God could have and should have done better than Eric. Cats around the way was saying Eric wasn’t rough enough for the God. Cats wanted Rah to put on this dude named Omar Phips. I know Phips he retired a lot of legendary DJs back in the day. He turned the mix/segue into a 2 to 3 minute event,What people call the remix today. Phips was the first DJ to actually take two records and make a new one out of it; similar to sampling but he did his thing live without pitch control. Phips was around the corner from “JVC Force” & down the block from “TJ Swan and the legendary Biz Markie.” At the time mad music was busting in the area. I don’t know why no one put Phips on to this day, he was the hottest DJ of that era to be overlooked. I should know. I brought DJing to the area as Grandmaster Flowers’s protege…

Comment by Reno 01.26.09 @

Man, he lost a lot of weight, got the Michael Jackson disease, and learned japanese. It’s nice to see he’s still reppin NY though. I gotta say these beats sound like leftovers from the BDK Prince of Darkness album.

Comment by Ridiculous Fish 01.27.09 @

^^^^

That last comment almost made me piss myself. LOL!!

Comment by Concizzle 01.27.09 @

is it japanese? seems like indonesian or some shit to me. Why am i listening to this dude again. I must be fucking losing it. That wierd flute sound in the second beat: how do you even find something so cheesy. Must be of a babys toy or some shit.

Comment by gx 01.27.09 @

“most useless/worst DJs in Hip-Hop”

^ Could be a winner.

Comment by Robbie 01.27.09 @

im totally feelin eric b.’s new album… shit is fiyah! for real reppin for kim jong ill word up

Comment by er4se 01.27.09 @

Yo wtf did I just watch?????

Comment by 357 NYC 01.28.09 @

Like he said WHAT THE KCUF !!!!!!

Comment by sm72 01.28.09 @

Cosign:
“most useless/worst DJs in Hip-Hop”
you could call it the “DJ SW1 Awards” in tribute to that hi-top faded loser from “In Living Color” who faked it till the cows came home.

Contender list:
Stud Duggie and/or Alamo (who ever did what?),
or those two Canadians from Main Source (did they produce the Mikey D/Main Source stuff or was that an outside guy?).
The cheese-necks from both PM Dawn and Arrested Development

and if were going for guys who flat out can’t scratch technically at all (couldn’t do anything but rubs really and maybe cut out the line-switch every now and again):
Terminator X
DJ Polo (went from G Rap to Ron Jeremy, whoa now)
Tom Morello (oh woops that would be a stupid motherfucker guitarist who said he played like a DJ, BTW WTF wif dat? seriously)
How ’bout good DJs used shittily?:
DJ Swamp for Beck, he’s dope as fuck, but for Beck, what did he do?
A-Trak for Kanye–shoulda teamed up for a double suicide
I dunno I’m sure yer list would be way superior Robbie

Comment by ScubaHoodedFuneral 01.28.09 @

Here’s my list:

1) Eric B.
2) DJ Alamo
3) DJ Eddie F
4) Hurricane (Beastie Boys)
5) DJ Polo
6) Moe Love
7) Marley Marl (as a DJ)
8) The Second Spinderella
9) DJ Yella

Comment by haroon 01.28.09 @

And yet, although both of these songs suck, this Japanese/Indonesian rapper still has a better voice and flow than 96% of the so-called ‘emcees’ currently dominating the hip-hop industry nowadays.

Rakim’s creativity, vocal presence, body of work, flow, and lyrics would have sounded much more superior if a cut/crossfade/transformer/scratch master like Jam Master Jay (R.I.P.) or DJ Jazzy Jeff had been on the turntables instead of Eric B, IMHO. But that will always remain a foolish, childish pipe dream, and no amount of hoping, wishing, and praying will ever make it a reality.

That guy Eric is working with right now (Avion) couldn’t shine the god Ra’s shoes (having Jadakiss on the hook earns him a few extra points in my book, though, but definitely not many).

Yup… B has inarguably/unquestionably/undeniably sunk to new lows nowadays (he truly started digging a hole for himself when he posted lies about his current living situation on Wikipedia).

Comment by otonokimam 01.31.09 @

WHOA! “U MY GIRL” AND “RAIN” HAVE GOT TO BE TWO OF THE GREATEST HIP HOP SONGS OF ALL TIME! THEY RANK RIGHT UP THERE WITH “RAPPER’S DELIGHT,” “THE BREAKS,” AND “JAZZY SENSATION (BRONX VERSION)” AS ABSOLUTE CLASSICS! THE VOCABULARY, ARTICULATION, CREATIVITY, ORIGINALITY, AND VERSATILITY WERE JUST INCREDIBLE! IN TEN YEARS, KIDS ARE PROBABLY GOING TO REMEMBER THOSE RECORDS ALONG WITH SUCH OTHER DUMB-DOPE-DEF-HYPE-CHOICE-SMOOTH-RAW TRACKS AS “THE MESSAGE,” “IT’S LIKE THAT,” AND “IT’S YOURS!”

Comment by lolhiphop 01.31.09 @

Shout out to the chair on the highway …. can’t get much more gangsta then that …..

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