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Written by: Robbie Ettelson
It’s one thing to talk tough in the recording booth, but who’s got the stones to take it outside?
Check The Resume: Responsible for ‘Fuck Compton’. Nuff said.
Certified Hand Skills: Taunted NWA to fight him in a boxing match for charity, but was a no-show when he was scheduled to step to Dope E from The Terrorists at the First Annual Rappers Boxing Championship.
Diss List: When he wasn’t ragging on DJ Quik and the rest of Compton, Tim also made time to throw Monie Love and other ‘happy rappers’ under the bus on several occasions.
Omar Factor: The otherwise hilarious ‘Goin’ Wild In The Penile’ includes a disturbing skit at the end involving Tim getting his ‘duck sicked’ by the prison bitch.
Barking Mad: ‘Dog’s Gonna Getcha’ has been known to frighten small children and several breeds of domesticated animals.
Freddie Foxxx aka Bumpy Knuckles
Check The Resume: They call him big Foxxx, Daddy Boot-Knocks, with burn marks on his hips from his twin glocks.
Certified Hand Skills: “This guy talked all this trash on the phone to me about he was gonna show up and do this and do that, but for some reason he’s not here’. And I felt it made New York look bad, so I stepped to it and I fought the fight.”
Diss List: Made an (unrelated) record called “Crazy Like A Foxxx (The Beef Is On)” that described hunting down and killing DJ Moe Luv, Ced-Gee and Kool Keith from Ultramagnetic, who Tim Dog also happened to be down with.
Omar Factor: In ‘Man Destroys Man’, Foxxx is forced to fight off the unwanted advances of a prison rapist.
Barking Mad: Remade 50 Cent’s ‘How To Rob’ in 2008, taking shots at almost every rapper and R&B singer in the game.
Winner: Failing to appear at the Rappers Boxing Championships pretty much got The Dog knocked out as soon as the bell sounded, while his attacks on certified MILF Monie Love also lost him points with the judges. ‘I’ll Wax Anybody’ is a helluva song, though.
Previously: Round One
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