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Written by: Robbie Ettelson
Looks like I forgot a boat-load of hilarious MC’s last time. Here’s another stab at it…
Ol’ Dirty Bastard
Rap’s greatest mentalist, nobody kept it as real as Big Baby Jesus. Whether it was confessing to catching STD’s on his album, bum-rushing award ceremonies or copping a welfare check in a limo, ODB was in a class of his own.
Thirstin Howl III
The Polo-Rican is a rare comedic talent. Who else would record an entire album as an Alaskan Fisherman?
The Pharcyde
I know a lotta people ‘luh’ them some Pharcyde, but I found them ‘annoying like whistle rockets’ (c) MF Doom.
Kool Keith
Keith is effed-up. Capes, leopard-skin bikini briefs, masks…and that was just the back-cover of the Sex Style record.
Devin The Dude
‘Reefer and Beer’ is one of the greatest songs of our generation. Fact.
Sean Price
“It’s Sean here. Sean who? Your new fuckin’ boss!”
Busta Rhymes
Dude is like a rapping cartoon character….only with more steroids.
Eazy-E
Eazy always had a sick sense of humor which I appreciated.
Willie D
So many classics – ‘Welfare Bitches’, ‘Fuck Me Now’, ‘Read These Nikes’, ‘I’m Not A Gentleman’. I try to live my life by lessons taught to me in Willie D records. I advise you do the same. Maybe without the iPhone scams though…
The Original Poison Clan aka The Baby 2 Live Crew
Before Debonaire and DJ Drugz made that Home Team shit, they created the classic debut Poison Clan LP with JT Money. Ignorance at it’s finest.
2 Live Crew
Fresh Kid Ice had a bionic arm, for fuck’s sake! Need I say more?
The Beatnuts
Les and JuJu can always be counted on for some smut-filled amusement.
Tim Dog
Join the Dog’s army and be all that you can be.
NORE
If Dr. Seuss had been mentored by Tragedy, he might’ve sounded a little like NORE.
Akinyele
The Akafella was such a dedicated purveyor of the comedic arts that he actually released two Porky’s-style films called Aktapuss and Anakonda with Heather Hunter and NORE.
Ludacris
‘What it do!’ – Blizzard Man.
Project Pat
Pat don’t play that.
Ghostface
Pretty Toney > Your Father.
Round 2: Who Is Rap's King of Comedy?
- Ol’ Dirty Bastard (34%, 88 Votes)
- Ghostface (11%, 28 Votes)
- Devin The Dude (9%, 24 Votes)
- Sean Price (8%, 21 Votes)
- Ludacris (8%, 20 Votes)
- Kool Keith (8%, 20 Votes)
- Busta Rhymes (5%, 13 Votes)
- Willie D (3%, 8 Votes)
- NORE (3%, 7 Votes)
- Project Pat (2%, 6 Votes)
- Thirstin Howl III (2%, 6 Votes)
- Tim Dog (2%, 5 Votes)
- Eazy-E (2%, 4 Votes)
- 2 Live Crew (1%, 2 Votes)
- The Beatnuts (1%, 2 Votes)
- Akinyele (1%, 2 Votes)
- The Pharcyde (0%, 0 Votes)
- Poison Clan (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 256
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^lmao at these complaining ass dudes.
part 1 and part 2 winners should face off in sudden death overtime. SHIMMY SHIMMY YAAAAA!!
Comment by Legend 07.17.09 @I’m Not A Gentleman is still hilarious, but I voted for Tim Dog. His entire first album is one big no homo (dj quik can suck my dick, i’m a wax that ass, etc)
Comment by hotbox 07.17.09 @way better selection this time.
actually i vote for ruck.
but odb is the illest of all time.
but keith,devin,tony,vic lo…
they all are great humorists.
Ol’ Dirty is comicall to no end… he got it.
My fav. moment is when he was on MTV w/ Pras n’nem… a caller said ‘I know Pras and the Fugees do thiings for their community, what do you plan to do for your community” Dirty put his hand on his chest, gives this crazy look and says: “Nothin’!”
that alone gives him the nod.
And Ice Cube was funny as shit, his delivery makes him even more funny: “Ice Cube will swarm… on ANY muthafucka in a blue uniform!” That “ANY” murders it everytime! Haha
Good post, Robbie
Comment by DanjaMania 07.17.09 @Breath smell like thunda…besides the new jordans fittin ta come out…..two of the best lines in hip hop period
Comment by Mercilesz 07.17.09 @Tim Dog’s rap persona is like your old-school wrestler in kayfabe who never breaks his character, no matter what. definitely not intentionally, but the Dog is hilarious. the “LA Times” skit before “Bronx N*gga” is a prime example.
Comment by bitter monk 07.17.09 @kool keith odb and ghost are all hilarious. keith definately gives the best interviews out of anyone in hiphop.
Comment by KQ 07.18.09 @dead prezident wrote:
“what about flavor flav?”
ooh shit forgot about Flav!!
Comment by dj blendz 07.18.09 @I think Tim Dog was funny on purpose for the most part, but not always. The part in “Fuck Compton” where he rhymes non-sensical “the spliff, the if, the fifth, the shift etc” for four bars and then lets out an “ooooohhh” like he just killed it hahah!!
Comment by hotbox 07.18.09 @“I came out my mommas pussy, Im on welfare. 26 years old and IM STILL on welfare! so I gottta get paid fully, wether its truthfully or untruthfully” – ODB Rawhide
Comment by Action! 07.19.09 @THE BEST VIDEOS TO ME WERE BUSTA “GIMME SOMEMORE”/ODB RANDOM FOOTAGE;YO MTV&THE “IT’S YOURS”COLLAGE..THAT HOWL HE DID IS A MEAN SAMPLE..AND RUCKDOWN”RUCK IS RUNNIN DA LABEL NOW”..HILARIOUS..VOTED FOR ASON UNIQUE..R.I.P.
Comment by TYBO2020 07.19.09 @NO MENTION OF ” BIZ MARKIE”??????????????
HE’S THE ORIGINAL AND THE BEST! ALSO “THE FAT BOYS”.
NO BIZ??????????? WHERE’S BIZ MARKIE’S NAME?
Willie D without a doubt takes this. He has the skill of yelling his raps in a way that you can’t help but laugh at and he still manages to say something serious out of it. Who can do that?!
I’m from the ghetto hoe, I’m not a motherfucking gentleman!
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