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Written by: Robbie Ettelson
Looks like I forgot a boat-load of hilarious MC’s last time. Here’s another stab at it…
Ol’ Dirty Bastard
Rap’s greatest mentalist, nobody kept it as real as Big Baby Jesus. Whether it was confessing to catching STD’s on his album, bum-rushing award ceremonies or copping a welfare check in a limo, ODB was in a class of his own.
Thirstin Howl III
The Polo-Rican is a rare comedic talent. Who else would record an entire album as an Alaskan Fisherman?
I know a lotta people ‘luh’ them some Pharcyde, but I found them ‘annoying like whistle rockets’ (c) MF Doom.
Keith is effed-up. Capes, leopard-skin bikini briefs, masks…and that was just the back-cover of the Sex Style record.
Devin The Dude
‘Reefer and Beer’ is one of the greatest songs of our generation. Fact.
“It’s Sean here. Sean who? Your new fuckin’ boss!”
Dude is like a rapping cartoon character….only with more steroids.
Eazy always had a sick sense of humor which I appreciated.
So many classics – ‘Welfare Bitches’, ‘Fuck Me Now’, ‘Read These Nikes’, ‘I’m Not A Gentleman’. I try to live my life by lessons taught to me in Willie D records. I advise you do the same. Maybe without the iPhone scams though…
The Original Poison Clan aka The Baby 2 Live Crew
Before Debonaire and DJ Drugz made that Home Team shit, they created the classic debut Poison Clan LP with JT Money. Ignorance at it’s finest.
2 Live Crew
Fresh Kid Ice had a bionic arm, for fuck’s sake! Need I say more?
Les and JuJu can always be counted on for some smut-filled amusement.
Join the Dog’s army and be all that you can be.
If Dr. Seuss had been mentored by Tragedy, he might’ve sounded a little like NORE.
The Akafella was such a dedicated purveyor of the comedic arts that he actually released two Porky’s-style films called Aktapuss and Anakonda with Heather Hunter and NORE.
‘What it do!’ – Blizzard Man.
Pat don’t play that.
Pretty Toney > Your Father.
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