Write Your Own Papoose Punchline
Wednesday February 10th 2010,
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Some of the highlights from my Pap ghostwriting session from last year. Feel free to add your own.

“You rappers are like Firefox, I got tabs on you”

“MC’s are like Laserdiscs, ‘cos don’t nobody play you”

“Rappers are solar eclipses, ‘cos you ain’t seein’ me”

“You rappers are like dead bee’s to me, you got no buzz”

“You got no bread, I roll up and bust your bagel/you’re girl
licked my breadstick, I shot crumbs on the table”

“She gave me head but didn’t bite it like a mantis/I’m down by law like a legal library in built in Atlantis”

“I got a Jones for the mic but I’m not Mike Jones”

“Leave you punch-drunk like you drunk punch with vodka in it”

“This chickenhead started chirping, I said ‘Get on Twitter’/She almost threw a fit, I told her ‘get fitter’”

“I’ll box you out, put you in a box and then call you Jack in the Box.”

“I’m like past-due milk, the ladies like to spoil me”

“I popped this punk in the eye, called him ‘chicken’ and sent him back to Popeyes”

“You drunker than Joe Namath if you think I gonna kiss and tell a reporter, bitch”

“Make my c.r.e.a.m. then I go and steal Wendy’s/ I lick shots like you lick Ice creams at Wendys”

“My Nina will make your dome look like Hurricane Katrina”

“Bust you in the eye with my iphone/now you can see where the future lies”

“I tell a bitch I take her to my white castle/then i buy that bitch a burger from White Castle with no hassle”

“Don’t dog me doggy, y’all hop to it like fleas/after this Jive
deal I wanna branch out, like trees””

“Stop barking, dog – make like a tree and leave/me and your spouse got high and hit it, like a treehouse be”

“You’re on my case like this was CSI/might make me flip like Nintendo DSi”

“Me and Remy go together like soda and Remy/you wanna act-up, I’mma hand you an Emmy”

“Sound the alarm, ‘cos it’s thugification and Pap’s here/bitches come see every year like they get they pap smear”

“I say ‘Slay, go slay ‘em’ and he said, ‘Kay’/you want drama? I’m the king, like my man Kay Slay”

“Don’t try to play me son, I don’t kid/I’ll make like Mario Kart and put red shells in your lid”

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THIS IS THE REALNESS!!!

Comment by SKEPPO 02.10.10 @

Ha, Pap’s definitely got some quotables in his discog.
“Lil Bow Wow the size of a mini-tec/we riding around with guns the size of 50 Cent”

“I don’t like to argue that’s that female fag mess/I get at (@) niggas like a e-mail address”

Comment by Guy Fawkes 02.10.10 @

I HOLD MORE HAMMERS THAN THE MIGHTY THOR, PLUS TOTE HAMMERS LIKE GWAR

Comment by nino 02.10.10 @

so, you think your a soldier, slim?/I’ll getcha out side your mothers house like Soulja Slim

Comment by Web Conn 02.10.10 @

i remember your rampage of these – so funny

Comment by khal 02.10.10 @

THE NACIREMA DREAM > DETOX

Comment by yessir 02.10.10 @

Hoes show me mad luv/ I blast mad slugs/ Kay Slay in the Louis bathtub

Comment by Hnw_ Kwarmz 02.10.10 @

fuck it we’ll do it live please dont try me//
im all about my bills like o’reily//

Comment by shankky 02.10.10 @

Why dont you make like a tree and leave

Comment by PetePablo 02.10.10 @

HAHAHAHAH

Comment by Ricky 02.10.10 @

I call shots like Marlo and from The Wire// got my own gat too, stay with a +Cannon+ like +Mariah+

Comment by Eastern_Digital 02.10.10 @

Who woulda thought me and sai never flopped//
That’s cuz are untalented asses never dropped//

I told to listen to my tape it will bring new meaning to life//
Motherfucker told me I would rather watch u rape my wife//

Comment by Random 02.10.10 @

Thugacation can be west side and ride low on squads//
We be the Main Event, while y’all Sideshows like Bob//

Comment by illdagrouch 02.10.10 @

thuga thuga what you wana wana/ i want to fanta fanta…

helicopter in the sky/ record deal in the ground/ we could bang it on out/ bang it on OUT!

you say im loco?/ no-no/ im hit you up with the 4-4/ turn you mexicano/ you eat at el pollo loco! (BIATCH!)

Comment by papoosefan 02.11.10 @

ah ishh i cant think of any lines that rhyme with will rap for food.

Comment by The Don 02.11.10 @

ya rappers is crumbs ya never get munched but i pop in your gurls mouth like i am bubble gum

Comment by eunum 02.11.10 @

I’m rappin duke I’ll rap for food/You niggas corny, you rap for dudes

Comment by drew 02.11.10 @

they brought 10 niggaz who thought theyd never see u breathless/well thats sumthin that tennessee like memphis…

Comment by jheajheajhea 02.11.10 @

yall actin hard like u a bang banger/ but ur shirt be too big looks like its on a hang hanger

Comment by deskreet 02.11.10 @

she a linebacker, lovin the sack, imma kicker, i kick her out…..she Running Back.

lmao

Comment by nigJuice 02.11.10 @

People waitin’ for my album to drop like they waitin’ for Jehova,
By the time my rap career starts it will already be over.

Comment by End Level Boss 02.11.10 @

and like a porch at a kegger you just get pissed off

Comment by JUMBOTRON 02.11.10 @

i got more holmes than sherlock

Comment by sangria 02.11.10 @

…Salute me soldiers. Im The Best – you are rest\ im like United States, i go from east to the west…
Thugga!

Comment by andrewfromrussia 02.11.10 @

’07 SHIT..

..AND STAY WITH YA GUN..CAUSE YOU AINT GOT NO CHIN KILLA..REALLY NEED TO CHILL OUT..BITCH NIKKA..HIT YOU RIGHT ON YA CHIN..MAKE YOU CHILL..THAT’S WHAT I CALL A CHIN-CHILLA..

STOP LIVIN’ IN DENIAL..THE NILE IS A RIVER IN EGYPT..

THAT WHOLE JOINT IS ILL..CORNER STORE..

..I LAUGHED AT ‘EM..YALL SOME FUNNY CATS LIKE HEATHCLIFF..TALKIN’ THAT DEAD THE BEEF SHIT..WHY WOULD I DEAD THE BEEF..WHEN I COULD DEAD THE NIKKAS I GOT THE BEEF WITH..

..PEACE..

Comment by TYBO2020 02.12.10 @

Funniest ish since Cam’s rhyme book was stolen! Lol!

Comment by Crisis 02.12.10 @

See you on the block, you don’t want it with me, Kid. You probly on the cock, cop Victoria’s Secret.

Me and my crew stay moving like a PSP, you probly got more wires on you than a PS3

Comment by Dirt Stacks 02.12.10 @

My flow’s flexi like poly hose, I flows through the streets/Barbarino, rubber hose in your nose through your dome piece

Comment by Skill Laimbeer 02.12.10 @

By now yall should know Thugga is the best,
got so many haters i have to shower with a vest

Comment by Eastern_Digital 02.13.10 @

n/h

Comment by Eastern_Digital 02.13.10 @

“It’s Papoose, I flow nice to the beat/ You’ll be shakin’ in your boots, like you rollin’ dice wit’ your feet”

“I’m from Brooklyn so they call me Little Biggie/ You cryin’ wee wee wee all the way home like this little piggy”

“She wouldn’t gimmie +My Space+ so I said ‘hey, look’/ Slapped her til her face was +read+, now she got a +Face-Book+”

-D!

Comment by DANJ! 02.14.10 @

I embrace the crowd, breaking ground/
the glock hits and breaks you clowns like waste/ facing down, you disgrace this town/
Papoose makes a noun, safe and sound/

Comment by Hip Hop Fashion 02.14.10 @

“fuck the one time, i duck fed’s when it’s crunch time/ cos my white is unkut like robbie’s punchlines”

Comment by BUG 02.16.10 @

Somebody get a doctor for this kid, hell, he’s hurtin’/
I get play like a remix, you the LP Version

Comment by Rah-Love 02.21.10 @

amazing!…..sounds just like him!

hes the best!

Comment by solow 02.22.10 @

“in brooklyn we dont give a fuck about no rubber band stacks, niggas’ll rob you for ya money and give you ya rubber bands back”

Comment by dirtz 02.22.10 @

I like the Mario Kart game because it is more challenging as you get to the next level.`,”

Comment by Gabriel Ellis 05.12.10 @

fuck a live grenade i can through
so hard the grenade shrapnel’s will
go through your kids chest
now your kids got a whole
in his chest

Comment by anthony 07.20.12 @

ima hunter walking around with the
intentions of jason going
into freddy krugers night meres

Comment by anthony 07.20.12 @

Why did Papoose walk into a bar?

To beg someone to release his album.

Comment by lolz 03.22.13 @



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