Filed under: Announcements,Not Your Average,Vote Or Die
Written by: Robbie Ettelson
It was bound to happen eventually. As I approach seven years of wasted youth as rap blogger dude, I’ve decided that it might be time to escape from the basement for a stretch and take it to the streets, as the Doobie Brothers once harmonized. That’s right, I shall be packing-up my cardboard box of old rap magazines and start sleeping somewhere under a bridge in Queens sometime this April. For any irate Weed Carriers out there, now you’ll finally have the chance to punch me in the face if you think that will somehow make the awful reality of your career decision suddenly vanish in a puff of indo smoke. It will also offer me the chance to drink 4-Loko at will, meet the four girls who follow me on Twitter face-to-face and eat some effed-up burgers with the Internets Celebrities. Hopefully it will also allow me to make amends for the wrongs I committed against the group known as M.O.P. when they were last in my town.
Since I have no intention of holding any type of honest employment during my stay in the Rotten Apple, I shall do the next best thing and proceed to whore-out whatever good-will I may have generated over the last seven years through my combination of tireless dope interviews and not-so-dope Polls about remixes. I may also force myself to finish the Best Of Unkut book which I started six months ago…but I digress. Since what little pride I’ve managed to hang on to prevents me from asking for hand-outs of any kind, I shall be raising funds for this expedition in a number of thinly-veiled ways. The question is, what, if anything, would you consider worthy of shelling out duckets for?
You can answer more than once, or you can just comment “eff you, pay me!” below.
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