Filed under: Classic Ignorance,Features,Not Your Average,Steady Bootleggin'
Written by: Robbie Ettelson
There’s few things more entertaining than upsetting white folks. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel, and when the fish in this particular barrel happen to be mountain climbers who play electric guitar (aka A&R’s) then it gets even more amusing. What could be better than some good old fashioned songs about ‘Devils’? (excluding Jay-Z’s ‘D’Evils’ which is disappointingly free of anti-cracker sentiment).
Apache - ‘A Fight’
The late, great Apache unleashes a little Caucasoid extermination program.
Da Lench Mob - ‘Buck The Devil’
If only ‘Pin The Tail On The Honkey’ had made it onto the album…nevertheless, this proved to be a sure-fire winner with pale-faced suburban mall rats the world over.
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien - ‘Del’s Nightmare’
Who’d a thunk it that this zany acid casualty had it in him to throw white under a bus like this? A fine job he does, too.
Ice Cube - ‘Horny Lil’ Devil’
Earns bonus points for shots fired at snowflakes and fudges. Tip of the hat to you, Mr. Cube.
Jeru The Damaja - ‘Ain’t The Devil Happy’
Sadly free of any direct attacks on the melanin deficient, but the title says it all.
Brand Nubian - ‘The Godz…’
Superb work from The Great Dot X in the closing verse as he describes the ultimate (non) ethnic cleansing solution.
X-Clan - ‘Grand Verbalizer, What Time Is It?’
Ether makes your soul burn slow, Polar Bears.
Lakim Shabazz - ‘When You See A Devil Smash Him’
The Voice of Power shuts down the snakes. Word to Benny Hill.
YZ - ‘When The Road Is Covered With Snow’
Some fine usage of subliminal meanings here. What is it? A blizzard?
The Pharcyde - ‘Devil Music’
When even this wacky bunch of ‘funsters’ start firing pot shots at white, you know that the White Wash is running on borrowed time.
Apache - ‘Kill D’White People’
Greatest skit of all time?
Most uses of the term ‘cracker’ you’re likely to hear.
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