Pre-Order: The Mom’s Basement Activity Pack – CRC Polo, Zine and Pause Tape


A mere three years since I first discussed doing some t-shirts, and the first Mom’s Basement Activity Pack is finally complete. This is a limited-edition pack of only 100 editions, being offered for pre-order for the next two weeks only, with your pack being shipped the week beginning 7 October, 2013.

This glorious package contains the following essential items:

1. The official Conservative Rap Coalition embroided polo, made from TrueDry mesh [160gsm, 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester], available in the classic set of “stormy” colors.

2. Mom’s Basement Pause Tape, Volume One – a 60-minute cassette tape featuring promos, skits and exclusives from my personal collection of recordings from Kool DJ Red Alert and DJ Chuck Chillout Kiss-FM shows, plus some extra stuff stolen from the internets.

3. A 32-page b&w zine called Executive Class, Volume One, featuring classic comment section wars, removed content and exclusives from the Unkut archives.

4. A personal letter of thanks from myself for supporting the CRC cause and possibly helping me escape from the basement for another month before the end of the year.

Now is your chance to stand-up and be counted as a CRC trooper, and reject the folly of “streetwear” with this official tissue, pioneering advance in Rap Blog fashion. All of this can be yours for only $65, and will not be sold separately or reprinted.


Pre-Order: The Mom’s Basement Activity Pack – $65.00


Note: Paypal was being kinda jerky so you’ll need to select your postage option, color and size and then you’ll be charged the pack price as “Postage” in the Paypal check-out. Same difference though.

Any questions or requests, you can contact me here.




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Dat anti-Combat Jack’s wardrobe lifestyle.

Comment by brian beck from wisconsin 09.10.13 @

Ordered…now get out that basement!

Comment by Maze 09.10.13 @

Ordered. My first ever blog fashion. Exciting times.

Comment by Gx 09.10.13 @

Order 2 books: Noel & Mary/Bi-Polar Love
The Immaculate Never

Dorrance Publishing Co.

And I’ll order this shit/you win in the exchange $20 > $65 …we ALL got basements to get out of SUN!

Comment by bboycult 09.11.13 @

Reprinting comment flamewars? Shit I’m gonna have to start collecting cans around the neighborhood or selling bootleg albums while pullin’ a lik so I can look fresh in that polo while sending angry letters to mtv and pitchfork on that CRC letterhead.

Comment by gstatty 09.12.13 @

I lost my turntables.
And then,
always being a rap enthusiast,
I heard aboot tape mixing.

Probably half of my introduction into self creation.

Comment by RobThom 09.15.13 @

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