Conservative Rap Coalition Polo Re-Up

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As part of Unkut Dot Com’s 10th anniversary celebrations and due to a number of requests, we’ve decided to do a small re-up on the world famous Conservative Rap Coalition polo shirts for $50 each, which is a saving of $5 from the original price. For those of you who fux with Unkut but don’t mess with collars, there will be a range of t-shirts available later this year, but for everybody else, this is a second chance to rep some official rap blog martorial elegance and be the envy of your friends and foes.
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Twenty Rap Albums To Be Buried With

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I’ve had a few requests of late to break-down my list of personal favorite rap albums, so to set off this tenth anniversary week of Unkut Dot Com, here are the twenty tapes I’d like to be buried with, or take to a desert island with a crate of AA batteries for the Walkman.
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Download: Him-Lo Da Inappropriate – Horsepower Mixtape

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Turns out Philly can still churn-out some quality, CRC-approved rap, as this mixtape from Him-Lo demonstrates. The homie Dallas Penn holds it down on hosting duties, and there’s a song which uses “Nautilus,” which is always a good sign. Also, “On A String” just might be the best previously unused 80′s R&B flip in a long time.

Download: Him-Lo Da Inapproprite – Horsepower Mixtape

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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Grammys Don’t Care About Rap People

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Don’t sweat the (Grammys) Technique…

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Grammys Don’t Care About Rap People



Where To Now?
Monday December 30th 2013,
Filed under: Announcements,Conservative Rap Coalition,Feedback,Not Your Average
Written by:

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Jeff Garlin’s dedication to the classic Lacoste polo knows no bounds. Salute this man.

It’s been a big year here at Unkut Dot Com, what with the triumphant introduction of the Conservative Rap Coalition polo, the first edition of Executive Class and the introduction of Unkut TV, not to mention the support of everyone who fux with the site on a regular basis and all of you who contributed to funding my five week tour of duty on the east coast in June, where I spread the gospel of Rap Hands and poorly executed classic rap dance moves. While the era of the specialist music blog is clearly on the decline as larger operations have stepped into the game, not to mention the ever-present threat of the Hipster Music Mafia, Unkut will continue to give you more of the raw and continue to be cold gettin’ dumb on you crumbs.

Having ended my stint in Mom’s Basement, I’m currently putting together some more print projects to mark the upcoming ten year anniversary of the site, but in the meantime this seems like an appropriate juncture to hear what you all want to see from the site in the future. Do you prefer the classic recipe of long-form text interviews, themed compilations and brutally honest opinion pieces? Do you want to see more original video content? Or is there something else that will step the CRC movement up to the proverbial next level of the game? Speak ya clout…



The Unkut 40 Oz. 2013

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The time is finally here for the CRC Top 40 for the year. The only rule is a maximum of one song per release, which is why a few people were able to sneak in two entries courtesy of a mixtape or street album. As you’ll see, much of the list is comprised of the usual suspects – we’re not called the Conservative Rap Coalition for nothing…

Download: The Unkut 40 Oz. 2013

Track listing:
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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The CRC Guide To Modern R&B

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Here’s the guide to acceptable sanging according the to Conservative Rap Coalition guidelines, which are as narrower than the street of Spreuerhofstraße in Reutlingen, Germany.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The CRC Guide To Modern R&B



Twenty Classic Literature Updates
Friday November 15th 2013,
Filed under: Books,Conservative Rap Coalition,Features
Written by:

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As the CRC empire expands, it’s only right that a literary publishing arm of the organization is established. The following is a list of our first twenty re-boots of some timeless examples of the written word.
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Rob Kelly – Jack The Ripper 2 [The Ripper Returns]

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Rob Kelly is a paid-up member of the CRC and a drunken Irish hooligan with an ear for good beats. Like all good organizations, being part of the Conservative Rap Coalition automatically grants you access to the finer things in life, one of which is getting your music posted on Unkut on the condition that it doesn’t suck and is deemed suitably non-progressive.



CRC Polo’s Have Shipped!
Monday October 28th 2013,
Filed under: Announcements,Collectables,Conservative Rap Coalition
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At long last, the Mom’s Basement Activity Pack‘s have been shipped out, while the tape/zine only packs will go out tomorrow. The Executive Class zine and Mom’s Basement Pause Tape are now sold out, but there may be a second small run of polo’s due to a lot of requests. Stay tuned.



Marco Polo feat. Large Professor, Inspectah Deck, O.C, Tragedy Khadafi & DJ Revolution – Astonishing

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One of the highlights of the forthcoming Marco Polo album PA2: The Director’s Cut, as Large, Rebel INS, O.C. and Trag all go in. DJ Revolution steals the show, however, with what can only be described as scratching so great it should be illegal.



Video: Sadat X – We In New York
Sunday October 20th 2013,
Filed under: Bronx Bombers,Conservative Rap Coalition,Newest Latest,Rap Veterans
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The Great Dot X can’t stop, won’t stop. From the forthcoming New York: Never Left LP.



File Under: Predictible G Rap Write-Up

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Complex compiled a list of who Rap InternetS consider their favorite rapper dudes (and dames, as it turns out). I did my duty as a CRC representative and explained why KGR is the nicest on mic devices and all that stuff, because clearly no one else was going to.

Rap Bloggahs Favorite Rappers



CRC Polos, Zine and Tape Orders Closing This Weekend!
Saturday September 28th 2013,
Filed under: Announcements,Collectables,Conservative Rap Coalition,Print Work
Written by:

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Regular service will resume shortly, but in the meantime if you’ve been saving up your loose change to order the Mom’s Basement Activity Pack, order’s will be closing off Sunday night and going into production Monday. Don’t miss out for the chance to own the first ever Rap Blog Polo in the history of the internets, the premier issue of Executive Class magazine or the lo-fi delights of the Mom’s Basement Pause Tape tribute to Kool DJ Red Alert and Chuck Chillout

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Can’t afford a CRC polo? Cop an Executive Class zine and tape instead.
Wednesday September 18th 2013,
Filed under: Collectables,Conservative Rap Coalition,Mix Tapes,Print Work,Promos & Exclusives
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Just blown all your cash on GTA V or a hooker? Never fear. For those of you who aren’t quite ready to take the plunge and join the elite group that are Conservative Rap Coalition polo owners, we are now going back on the claim of “will not separate” and offering the joys of Executive Class Volume 1 and the Mom’s Basement Pause Tape for the more affordable price of $5 each, plus postage.

Executive Class / Mom’s Basement Pause Tape Packs without the polo:


No Polo Packages




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Video: J-Zone – Gadget Ho

First video from J-Zone‘s Peter Pan Syndrome album, out now on cassette and CD.



Pre-Order: The Mom’s Basement Activity Pack – CRC Polo, Zine and Pause Tape

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A mere three years since I first discussed doing some Unkut.com t-shirts, and the first Mom’s Basement Activity Pack is finally complete. This is a limited-edition pack of only 100 editions, being offered for pre-order for the next two weeks only, with your pack being shipped the week beginning 7 October, 2013.

This glorious package contains the following essential items:

1. The official Conservative Rap Coalition embroided polo, made from TrueDry mesh [160gsm, 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester], available in the classic set of “stormy” colors.

2. Mom’s Basement Pause Tape, Volume One – a 60-minute cassette tape featuring promos, skits and exclusives from my personal collection of recordings from Kool DJ Red Alert and DJ Chuck Chillout Kiss-FM shows, plus some extra stuff stolen from the internets.

3. A 32-page b&w zine called Executive Class, Volume One, featuring classic comment section wars, removed content and exclusives from the Unkut archives.

4. A personal letter of thanks from myself for supporting the CRC cause and possibly helping me escape from the basement for another month before the end of the year.

Now is your chance to stand-up and be counted as a CRC trooper, and reject the folly of “streetwear” with this official tissue, pioneering advance in Rap Blog fashion. All of this can be yours for only $65, and will not be sold separately or reprinted.
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Introducing The New Conservative Rap Coalition Logo
Monday September 09th 2013,
Filed under: Announcements,Collectables,Conservative Rap Coalition,Unkut Originals
Written by:

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Official CRC polo’s will be available this week as part of the exclusive Mom’s Basement Activity Pack…it’s a new dawn of reactionary rap listening! The Neo Con Rap Country Club is getting closer. Before long, we will be able to enjoy non-progressive rap over Jameson without a non-collared t-shirt or pair of short pants in sight. Peace to Theotis Jones for his fine work for the cause.



Coming Soon: The Mom’s Basement Activity Pack

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The future is now. In a last ditch attempt to escape Mom’s Basement again, I’ve been working on an “activity pack” that will be available for pre-order in the next couple of weeks. Put together with the limited resources at my disposal (safety scissors, glue stick, a photocopier, a double tape deck and a pile of 70′s Penthouse magazines) I’ve managed to piece together the following:

1. The world’s first official Conservative Rap Coalition t-shirt, sporting our all-new corporate logo.

2. A 60-minute tape featuring promos and exclusives from my collection of 80′s Red Alert and Chuck Chillout radio shows on one side, and my favorite mid-90′s Tim Westwood Capitol One Rap Show moments on the flip.

3. A 32-page zine called Executive Class, featuring classic comment section wars, removed content and exclusives from the Unkut archives.

This will be a super-limited edition package, only available via pre-order and limited to a maximum of 100 editions. Consider yourselves warned!



Video: The Doppelgangaz – On The Rag

Here’s the latest video from Hark, featuring some quality Rap Hands action from yours truly, as well as bastardized attempt at the G-Dep Harlem Shake.