These Professional Rap Ghostwriters Will Destroy Us All, Or So They Claim
Wednesday March 12th 2014,
Filed under: Features,Internets,Jokes On You,Not Your Average,Sizzle-chest
Written by:

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It’s recently come to my attention that a new thirst bucket company by the name of Precision Writtens is outchea harassing every second rapper on the internets to employ their services to create the ultimate rapper dude by committee. Here’s the approach they took when they pitched their “services” to $amhill:

PW Talent Agent, Tyrone Bowman: “Ive been listening to a few of your tracks and think you got a tight sound. I’m with Precision Writtens and we write very intricate rap verses for artists. You can listen to some sample verses on our website to get a sense of what we mean by intricate. I know we can help you blow up big, easy. Take a look and let us know what you think fam. Peace”

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Re-Up: Counterstrike – The Unkut Mixtape Hosted By DJ Doo Wop

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Just realized that the link for this was dead so the ten year anniversary of Unkut seems like a good time to re-up this 2010 release that I put together with strictly exclusive CRC-style tracks. Might be time for a part two come to think of it…

Download or stream almost an hour of non-progressive rap below.

Download: Counterstrike – The Unkut Mixtape Hosted By DJ Doo Wop

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Video: The Sesame Street Gang Perform The Symphony
Monday February 24th 2014,
Filed under: Internets,Juice Crew All-Stars,Video Clips
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I would have cast Kane as The Count personally, but otherwise this is good times.



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Wacky World of Rap Peace Treaties

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Nas has escaped the kufi category at last, but does this mean he should make a track with Cam’Ron to celebrate?

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Wacky World of Rap Peace Treaties



Conservative Rap Coalition Polo Re-Up

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As part of Unkut Dot Com’s 10th anniversary celebrations and due to a number of requests, we’ve decided to do a small re-up on the world famous Conservative Rap Coalition polo shirts for $50 each, which is a saving of $5 from the original price. For those of you who fux with Unkut but don’t mess with collars, there will be a range of t-shirts available later this year, but for everybody else, this is a second chance to rep some official rap blog martorial elegance and be the envy of your friends and foes.
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Radio Stream: The Unkut Guide To The Best and Worst 80’s Rap Ballads

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The good folk over at PBS 106.7 FM invited me down to do a guest spot on Richie 1250‘s Stone Love program for Valentine’s Day, where I unleashed what I consider to be some of the best and worst examples of the dreaded 80’s rap ballad on unsuspecting listeners.



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Hip-Hop Legends Deserving Of Their Own Dilla-Day Style Dedications
Thursday February 13th 2014,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Rest In Peace,Web Work
Written by:

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Last week, the rap world celebrated the third annual “Dilla Day.” Here are some other folk who also deserve that kind of attention…

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Hip-Hop Legends Deserving Of Their Own Dilla-Day Style Dedications



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Internet Rapper Graveyard
Thursday February 06th 2014,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Shots Fired,Sizzle-chest,Web Work
Written by:

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Throwing shots at these guys is like shooting fish in a barrel, but why should that spoil the fun?

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Internet Rapper Graveyard



Stream: The ARE – Here, My Dear
Wednesday February 05th 2014,
Filed under: Albums,Internets,Non-Rapper Dudes,Steady Bootleggin',Streaming-Only
Written by:

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Just stumbled across this debut release from the Rappers I Know blog’s new label, which is the latest instrumental project dealing with the breakdown of his relationship with his daughter’s mother, based around the Marvin Gaye album of the same name, from former K-Otix’s producer The ARE, who’s previously blessed us with Manipulated Marauders and Dem Damb Jacksons.

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Video: The Food Warriors – 207th Street
Thursday January 30th 2014,
Filed under: Food Rap,Internets,Live From NY,Not Your Average,Video Clips
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Dallas and Rafi investigate the best place to catch a feed near the 207th Street (Inwood) A train station New York City.



The Combat Jack Jack Show – The Jeff Weiss Lost Episode

Here’s a vaulted Combat Jack Show episode which talks about the “Golden Era” of Rap Blogging, if there actually was such a thing (Unkut Dot Com mention around the 37 minute mark). It’s also apparent that LA-based rap scribe Jeff Weiss is 100 miles and running from being ready for membership to the Conservative Rap Coalition with that unruly hairstyle and flannel shirt combo.



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Wale – King Of Crybabies Or Misunderstood Genius?
Friday December 20th 2013,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Sizzle-chest,Web Work
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Pass the pacifier.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Wale – King Of Crybabies Or Misunderstood Genius?



Video: Food Warriors: Jay Street – MetroTech
Wednesday December 11th 2013,
Filed under: Food Rap,In The Trenches,Internets,Video Clips
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Dallas and Rafi scope out the best grub near the Jay Street – Metrotech A train station in New York City. Great to see that the fellas are sticking to CRC-approved attire with the polo and rugby steez on deck.



Video: The Food Warriors – West 4th Street
Tuesday November 26th 2013,
Filed under: Food Rap,Internets,Video Clips
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The InternetS most trusted husky diners give us the scoop on West 4th Street subway station grub spots.



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: New York Rap Got Trolled Again
Thursday November 21st 2013,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Troll Life,Web Work,You Mad
Written by:

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Trinidad James trolled New York rap. Why do they keep taking the bait?

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: New York Rap Got Trolled Again



No Country For Old (Rap) Men – Rap Dummy Takes Another L
Thursday November 14th 2013,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Shots Fired,Sizzle-chest,Web Work
Written by:

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Boycotting Rap Dummy will make you more attractive to women and give you six years good luck.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men – Rap Dummy Takes Another L



Unkut Q&A With Stop The Breaks
Wednesday November 13th 2013,
Filed under: Art of Facts,Internets,Interviews,Not Your Average,The Unkut Opinion
Written by:

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I was axed a few questions about rap and Unkut…

Unkut Q&A With Stop The Breaks



Video: Internets Celebrities – The Food Warriors: 168th St
Wednesday November 13th 2013,
Filed under: Art of Facts,Food Rap,In The Trenches,Internets,Video Clips
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Rafi and Dallas find out the best spots to grub when riding the A train.



The Marco Polo Newport Challenge, Part 2

Continuing our highly scientific research, Marco Polo rates two more brands against his beloved Newport and the ultimate smoke champion is announced. Also features cameo’s from Jean Grae, richdirection and various gals who were hanging out at ‘The Rub’.



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: What Part Of The (Music) Game Is That?
Friday November 08th 2013,
Filed under: Art of Facts,Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
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This week I purchased my first digital release ever. Cue comments involving “Fuck Mp3’s!” and “Vinyl Forever!”.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: What Part Of The (Music) Game Is That?