Filed under: Cracker Rap,Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work,You Mad
Written by: Robbie Ettelson

White Rap has officially left the “gimmick” category. Or has it?
No Country For Old (Rap) Men: White Rap Privilege

White Rap has officially left the “gimmick” category. Or has it?
No Country For Old (Rap) Men: White Rap Privilege

The Curse Of The Shirtless Rapper is very, very real. Also, pause at the artwork that accompanies this week’s column.
No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Keep Ya Shirt On

The rap food chain is all over the place right now, as weed carriers are suddenly getting top billing…
No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Day The Weed Carriers Took Over

Time to play the “blame game” for all those token love/dance/radio songs that spoil otherwise great albums…
No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Case Against A&R’s

Here’s a run-down of narrative-driven rap albums. A case could have been made to include Kendrick’s last LP but shorty said nah, pulled the trigger and stepped. R.I.P. GURU.
No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Art of Storytelling

James Todd Smith has been reduced to the internets worst troll as he attempts to trick the world into buying his next album.
No Country For Old (Rap) Men: LL Cool J Is Rap’s Worst Troll

There’s no need for me spend valuable mental energy penning barbs at Papoose when his own quotes provide all the ammunition required.
No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Everybody Hates Papoose

The game has changed. I attempt to analyse the development.
No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Remembering Record Labels and Rap Radio

Ever wondered how some of today’s rapper dudes might meet their grisly demise? Me neither, but I used my Nastradamus powers to look into the future anyway.
No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Death Becomes You

The post where I rant about inspirational tweets.
No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Being Positive Is For Chumps

The CRC is deeper than rap.
No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Conservative Rap Coalition Style Guide

In an attempt to escape from my mother’s basement for greener pastures, I’ve decided to embrace the spirit of the hustle.
No Country For Old (Rap) Men: How To Take Over The Internets

This week, I took a journey to the Ratchet Side. Never before have so many unattractive broads who somehow believe that they are “divas” been collected in one place.
No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Love, Hip-Hop and Ratchets

I made the mistake of seeing the Ultramagnetic MC’s 25 years too late. This is what happened as a result.
No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Worst. Show. Ever.

Jack of all trades or a master of none?
No Country For Old Men: Does A Rapper Need Variety To Be Great?