No Country For Old (Rap) Men: White Rap Privilege
Thursday May 16th 2013,
Filed under: Cracker Rap,Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work,You Mad
Written by:

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White Rap has officially left the “gimmick” category. Or has it?

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: White Rap Privilege

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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Keep Ya Shirt On
Thursday May 09th 2013,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
Written by:

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The Curse Of The Shirtless Rapper is very, very real. Also, pause at the artwork that accompanies this week’s column.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Keep Ya Shirt On

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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Day The Weed Carriers Took Over
Thursday May 02nd 2013,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work,Weed Carriers
Written by:

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The rap food chain is all over the place right now, as weed carriers are suddenly getting top billing…

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Day The Weed Carriers Took Over

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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Case Against A&R’s
Tuesday April 30th 2013,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,The Unkut Opinion,Web Work
Written by:

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Time to play the “blame game” for all those token love/dance/radio songs that spoil otherwise great albums…

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Case Against A&R’s

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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Art of Storytelling
Friday April 19th 2013,
Filed under: Albums,Features,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
Written by:

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Here’s a run-down of narrative-driven rap albums. A case could have been made to include Kendrick’s last LP but shorty said nah, pulled the trigger and stepped. R.I.P. GURU.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Art of Storytelling

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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: LL Cool J Is Rap’s Worst Troll
Thursday April 11th 2013,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
Written by:

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James Todd Smith has been reduced to the internets worst troll as he attempts to trick the world into buying his next album.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: LL Cool J Is Rap’s Worst Troll

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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Everybody Hates Papoose

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There’s no need for me spend valuable mental energy penning barbs at Papoose when his own quotes provide all the ammunition required.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Everybody Hates Papoose

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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Remembering Record Labels and Rap Radio
Thursday March 28th 2013,
Filed under: No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Not Your Average,Unkut Originals,Web Work
Written by:

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The game has changed. I attempt to analyse the development.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Remembering Record Labels and Rap Radio

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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Death Becomes You
Friday March 22nd 2013,
Filed under: No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Sizzle-chest,Web Work
Written by:

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Ever wondered how some of today’s rapper dudes might meet their grisly demise? Me neither, but I used my Nastradamus powers to look into the future anyway.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Death Becomes You

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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Being Positive Is For Chumps
Wednesday March 13th 2013,
Filed under: No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Sizzle-chest,The Unkut Opinion,Web Work
Written by:

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The post where I rant about inspirational tweets.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Being Positive Is For Chumps

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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Conservative Rap Coalition Style Guide

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The CRC is deeper than rap.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Conservative Rap Coalition Style Guide

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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: How To Take Over The Internets
Thursday February 28th 2013,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
Written by:

Pinky and the Brain

In an attempt to escape from my mother’s basement for greener pastures, I’ve decided to embrace the spirit of the hustle.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: How To Take Over The Internets

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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Love, Hip-Hop and Ratchets

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This week, I took a journey to the Ratchet Side. Never before have so many unattractive broads who somehow believe that they are “divas” been collected in one place.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Love, Hip-Hop and Ratchets

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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Worst. Show. Ever.

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I made the mistake of seeing the Ultramagnetic MC’s 25 years too late. This is what happened as a result.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Worst. Show. Ever.

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No Country For Old (Rap)Men: Does A Rapper Need Variety To Be Great?
Thursday February 07th 2013,
Filed under: No Country For Old (Rap) Men,The Unkut Opinion,Web Work
Written by:

Reporter Kermit mic

Jack of all trades or a master of none?

No Country For Old Men: Does A Rapper Need Variety To Be Great?

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