No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Wacky World of Rap Peace Treaties

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Nas has escaped the kufi category at last, but does this mean he should make a track with Cam’Ron to celebrate?

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Wacky World of Rap Peace Treaties



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Hip-Hop Legends Deserving Of Their Own Dilla-Day Style Dedications
Thursday February 13th 2014,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Rest In Peace,Web Work
Written by:

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Last week, the rap world celebrated the third annual “Dilla Day.” Here are some other folk who also deserve that kind of attention…

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Hip-Hop Legends Deserving Of Their Own Dilla-Day Style Dedications



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Internet Rapper Graveyard
Thursday February 06th 2014,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Shots Fired,Sizzle-chest,Web Work
Written by:

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Throwing shots at these guys is like shooting fish in a barrel, but why should that spoil the fun?

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Internet Rapper Graveyard



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Grammys Don’t Care About Rap People

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Don’t sweat the (Grammys) Technique…

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Grammys Don’t Care About Rap People



No Country For (Old) Rap Men: ‘Lord Steppington’ Is ‘Living Proof’ For Stoners

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Melachi The Nutcracker‘s legacy lives on through Evidence and Alchemist‘s raps…

No Country For (Old) Rap Men: ‘Lord Steppington’ Is ‘Living Proof’ For Stoners



No Country For Old (Rap) Men – Mac Miller Makes More Marvelous Moves
Monday January 20th 2014,
Filed under: Cracker Rap,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
Written by:

teen_wolf_too

Teen Wolf 3 is only a matter of time at this point.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men – Mac Miller Makes More Marvelous Moves



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Since The Face Got Revealed, Game Got Real…
Thursday January 09th 2014,
Filed under: No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Not Your Average,Old Moufs,TV,Web Work
Written by:

Ghost-Mask

Is reality TV the only answer for aging rapper dudes?

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Since The Face Got Revealed, Game Got Real…



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: 2014 Predictions
Thursday January 02nd 2014,
Filed under: No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
Written by:

crystal_ball

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: 2014 Predictions

Once again I draw apon my incredible predictive powers to break down what the future holds. Bonus prediction that was cut for “political reasons”:

A$AP Mob record a song called “Hoe Era” which features a 100 bar verse ghost written by Cannibus and results in a brawl between the two crews the following week at a GQ party, resulting in one of Rocky’s favorite pairs of black stockings getting a ladder and guava juice ruining Joey’s latest Stussy tee. As things begin to escalate, Marc Ecko calls for a sit-down at Complex HQ before anybody catches a nerf arrow to the eye.



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Wale – King Of Crybabies Or Misunderstood Genius?
Friday December 20th 2013,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Sizzle-chest,Web Work
Written by:

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Pass the pacifier.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Wale – King Of Crybabies Or Misunderstood Genius?



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Let Unkut Down

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That shit I don’t like.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Let Unkut Down



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The CRC Guide To Modern R&B

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Here’s the guide to acceptable sanging according the to Conservative Rap Coalition guidelines, which are as narrower than the street of Spreuerhofstraße in Reutlingen, Germany.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The CRC Guide To Modern R&B



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: New York Rap Got Trolled Again
Thursday November 21st 2013,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Troll Life,Web Work,You Mad
Written by:

snoop

Trinidad James trolled New York rap. Why do they keep taking the bait?

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: New York Rap Got Trolled Again



No Country For Old (Rap) Men – Rap Dummy Takes Another L
Thursday November 14th 2013,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Shots Fired,Sizzle-chest,Web Work
Written by:

rapdummy

Boycotting Rap Dummy will make you more attractive to women and give you six years good luck.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men – Rap Dummy Takes Another L



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: What Part Of The (Music) Game Is That?
Friday November 08th 2013,
Filed under: Art of Facts,Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
Written by:

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This week I purchased my first digital release ever. Cue comments involving “Fuck Mp3’s!” and “Vinyl Forever!”.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: What Part Of The (Music) Game Is That?



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Is J. Cole The Dullest Dude In Rap?
Friday November 01st 2013,
Filed under: Douche Hammers,Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Shots Fired,Web Work
Written by:

j-cole-2

The Bland MC continues his reign of crippling mediocrity outchea…

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Is J. Cole The Dullest Dude In Rap?



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Lost Tapes Stay Winning

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Listening to those old KRS tapes this week was kinda a big deal…

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Lost Tapes Stay Winning



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Wacky World of Rap Deformities
Thursday October 17th 2013,
Filed under: Classic Ignorance,Features,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
Written by:

DJ+Paul

Staying classy…

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Wacky World of Rap Deformities



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Changing of the Guard
Monday October 14th 2013,
Filed under: No Country For Old (Rap) Men,The Unkut Opinion,Web Work
Written by:

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Has anti-social rap moved to the mid west?

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Changing of the Guard



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Killa Kam Still Got That Work
Friday October 04th 2013,
Filed under: Harlem Nights,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Not Your Average,Web Work
Written by:

cam-ron

Killa season continues with a salute to Harlem’s finest since Spoonie Gee.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Killa Kam Still Got That Work



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Vanilla Ice > Macklemore
Friday September 20th 2013,
Filed under: Cracker Rap,Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
Written by:

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Turns out Robbie Van Winkle wasn’t so bad after all.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Vanilla Ice > Macklemore