No Country For (Old) Rap Men: ‘Lord Steppington’ Is ‘Living Proof’ For Stoners

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Melachi The Nutcracker‘s legacy lives on through Evidence and Alchemist‘s raps…

No Country For (Old) Rap Men: ‘Lord Steppington’ Is ‘Living Proof’ For Stoners



No Country For Old (Rap) Men – Mac Miller Makes More Marvelous Moves
Monday January 20th 2014,
Filed under: Cracker Rap,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
Written by:

teen_wolf_too

Teen Wolf 3 is only a matter of time at this point.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men – Mac Miller Makes More Marvelous Moves



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Since The Face Got Revealed, Game Got Real…
Thursday January 09th 2014,
Filed under: No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Not Your Average,Old Moufs,TV,Web Work
Written by:

Ghost-Mask

Is reality TV the only answer for aging rapper dudes?

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Since The Face Got Revealed, Game Got Real…



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: 2014 Predictions
Thursday January 02nd 2014,
Filed under: No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
Written by:

crystal_ball

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: 2014 Predictions

Once again I draw apon my incredible predictive powers to break down what the future holds. Bonus prediction that was cut for “political reasons”:

A$AP Mob record a song called “Hoe Era” which features a 100 bar verse ghost written by Cannibus and results in a brawl between the two crews the following week at a GQ party, resulting in one of Rocky’s favorite pairs of black stockings getting a ladder and guava juice ruining Joey’s latest Stussy tee. As things begin to escalate, Marc Ecko calls for a sit-down at Complex HQ before anybody catches a nerf arrow to the eye.



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Wale – King Of Crybabies Or Misunderstood Genius?
Friday December 20th 2013,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Sizzle-chest,Web Work
Written by:

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Pass the pacifier.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Wale – King Of Crybabies Or Misunderstood Genius?



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Let Unkut Down

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That shit I don’t like.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Let Unkut Down



Beast Coast vs. A$AP Mob In A Fashionista Rap Royal Rumble?
Thursday December 05th 2013,
Filed under: Shots Fired,Sizzle-chest,The 90's Files,The Unkut Opinion,Web Work
Written by:

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When Nas dedicated “Loco-Motive” to “all my 90’s dreaded N-word”, he had no idea of the floodgates that were about to open. Not that throwback rap is anything new, but things have apparently gotten to the stage where the Pro Era crew are now claiming that no one outside of the Beast Coast collective is allowed to shamelessly pander to nineties hip-hop nostalgia. After A$AP Mob dropped a track called “Trillmatic” the other day, over an a-typical vibed-out beat and featuring a blistering contribution from Method Man, Joey Bada$$’ manager felt a type of way and aired out the following on Twitter: “Love to see more rappers bite the pro era swank. Good shit Nast. Smh lol whats new with these “New York” negus?” To which Nast replied: “style jacking who my nigguh. 1990 born up you got us fucked up my g need to talk whatchu know” , followed by this more incenidary remark: “I GOTTA SHOW DEZ LIL NIGGUHS HOW TO REP THE 90’s FOR REAL” Roffle Harris.
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No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The CRC Guide To Modern R&B

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Here’s the guide to acceptable sanging according the to Conservative Rap Coalition guidelines, which are as narrower than the street of Spreuerhofstraße in Reutlingen, Germany.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The CRC Guide To Modern R&B



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: New York Rap Got Trolled Again
Thursday November 21st 2013,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Troll Life,Web Work,You Mad
Written by:

snoop

Trinidad James trolled New York rap. Why do they keep taking the bait?

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: New York Rap Got Trolled Again



No Country For Old (Rap) Men – Rap Dummy Takes Another L
Thursday November 14th 2013,
Filed under: Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Shots Fired,Sizzle-chest,Web Work
Written by:

rapdummy

Boycotting Rap Dummy will make you more attractive to women and give you six years good luck.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men – Rap Dummy Takes Another L



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: What Part Of The (Music) Game Is That?
Friday November 08th 2013,
Filed under: Art of Facts,Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
Written by:

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This week I purchased my first digital release ever. Cue comments involving “Fuck Mp3’s!” and “Vinyl Forever!”.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: What Part Of The (Music) Game Is That?



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Is J. Cole The Dullest Dude In Rap?
Friday November 01st 2013,
Filed under: Douche Hammers,Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Shots Fired,Web Work
Written by:

j-cole-2

The Bland MC continues his reign of crippling mediocrity outchea…

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Is J. Cole The Dullest Dude In Rap?



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Lost Tapes Stay Winning

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Listening to those old KRS tapes this week was kinda a big deal…

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Lost Tapes Stay Winning



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Wacky World of Rap Deformities
Thursday October 17th 2013,
Filed under: Classic Ignorance,Features,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
Written by:

DJ+Paul

Staying classy…

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: The Wacky World of Rap Deformities



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Changing of the Guard
Monday October 14th 2013,
Filed under: No Country For Old (Rap) Men,The Unkut Opinion,Web Work
Written by:

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Has anti-social rap moved to the mid west?

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Changing of the Guard



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Killa Kam Still Got That Work
Friday October 04th 2013,
Filed under: Harlem Nights,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Not Your Average,Web Work
Written by:

cam-ron

Killa season continues with a salute to Harlem’s finest since Spoonie Gee.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Killa Kam Still Got That Work



That time I was asked to review the new Drake album
Monday September 23rd 2013,
Filed under: Albums,Features,Reviews,Shit I Don't Like,Web Work
Written by:

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After a couple of weeks of shit stirring over at Acclaim, they get their revenge by asking me to review the latest in Moist Rap in a face-off of sorts with a guy who finds Aubrey to be pleasing to the ear.

Head To Head: Drake – Nothing Was The Same



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Vanilla Ice > Macklemore
Friday September 20th 2013,
Filed under: Cracker Rap,Internets,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
Written by:

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Turns out Robbie Van Winkle wasn’t so bad after all.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Vanilla Ice > Macklemore



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Teh Ghey DJ’s Are Part Of Hip-Hop’s Heritage
Wednesday September 18th 2013,
Filed under: Anti-Fudge Rap,Classic Ignorance,No Country For Old (Rap) Men,Web Work
Written by:

mister-cee-hot97

Nothing surprising about Mr. Cee‘s recent antics when put into context. Please note, this post had several amusingly offensive sections toned down by the powers that be, but after last week’s ?uestlove post getting knocked back, I wasn’t sweating it.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Teh Ghey DJ’s Are Part Of Hip-Hop’s Heritage



No Country For Old (Rap) Men: An Apology To Diddy

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Let Puffy Down.

No Country For Old (Rap) Men: An Apology To Diddy