Tue 28 Mar 2006

There was a great scene in the vapid Jay-Z concert film cash-in Fade to Black when Jay and Q-Tip from A Tribe Called Quest were sitting in the studio discussing how hard it is to be a rapper or some such.
All of a sudden Memphis Bleek burst in the room and announced, “I’m about to go to Outback. Does anybody want anything?” Jay was like, “No, not right now.” Q-Tip was like, “Me neither, but thanks anyway.”
It’s likely Memphis Bleek didn’t know a crew was filming when he burst into the studio, but he didn’t let that deter him from fulfilling his duty as a weed carrier. After all, Jay could’ve been hungry.
A less thoughtful weed carrier would’ve gone to Outback by himself without offering.
You don’t get in Jay-Z’s will just by rolling a good joint.
(image wantonly pilfered from Nah Right)

March 28th, 2006 at 10:29 pm
Ok, I thought I was hip to this shit, but Bol, you put a whole new spin on Fonsworth Bentley-ing/weed carrying/uncle?jamal?-ing brothers.
And for this, I thank you.
March 28th, 2006 at 11:19 pm
first? does it matter?
But HELL YEAH! THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BYRON CRAWFORD I REMEMBER GOTDAMMIT! THERE’S HOPE! AND nullus….
March 29th, 2006 at 10:28 am
Damn! I was gonna use that photo later today. Will still have to…
April 3rd, 2006 at 10:55 am
[…] History’s greatest weed carrier? […]
April 3rd, 2006 at 11:46 am
I’m new the the site…what is nullus? I see that term a lot. Put me on to game sumone.
April 3rd, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Bleek Gets His Balls Busted For Being Considerate. Nice Reach. Petty Though.
April 3rd, 2006 at 4:09 pm
What’s with the subliminal nahRight dis? (my new secretary)