Tue 16 May 2006

73 Responses to “The First Annual Weed Carrier Awards”

1. Joey Says:
   May 16th, 2006 at 9:31 pm

   This is phenomenal!

2. Bol Says:
   May 16th, 2006 at 9:33 pm

   Sweet.

3. Comistress Says:
   May 16th, 2006 at 10:32 pm

   Third…tough choices…

4. Skylar Says:
   May 16th, 2006 at 10:39 pm

   I voted majority most times. Very entertaining and informative… Sad for M.O.B.B.

5. Motelsicks Says:
   May 16th, 2006 at 11:49 pm

   hahaha.. i loved this vote.. (probably cause i am a lazy ass putting off work.. not unlike many o” these weed carriers)

   hahaha this is funny..

   what up with eminem and the ‘free yayo’ shirt,,, eh? oh wait.. i dont care…

   carry dem tits!

6. Ron Mexico Says:
   May 17th, 2006 at 12:34 am

   Damn, even I wouldn’t have went there with the dead weed carriers.

   Damon Jones really needs to rally. Shaq will never have a better WC than Damon Jones. Damon Jones is a weed carrier with a [very inconsistent] jumper.

7. flyno20 Says:
   May 17th, 2006 at 12:41 am

   THis is so hilarious

8. Jim Says:
   May 17th, 2006 at 1:15 am

   so on it but so very very hard to choose on some of them. top shelf business.

9. Guillermo Dominguez Says:
   May 17th, 2006 at 2:26 am

   grantastico

10. BEsmirched Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 2:53 am

    Dennis Scott>Damon Jones
    Scott is more incosistent, more halirous, and he sure as hell is a weed head.

11. lob Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 4:19 am

    Classic shit

12. thecorrector Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 5:48 am

    My vote is in - can next year’s nominations include a Nate Newton category? My nominee is UT Longhorn Ramonce Taylor. Still waiting to see whose bag was in his trunk. Nullus.

    “While deputies were talking to Taylor, they learned from fellow deputies — who were by that time at the pecan farm — that Taylor was being accused of threatening to return with a gun, the affidavit said. When Taylor consented to a search of his vehicle — a 2004 Chevy Tahoe — deputies found 5.3 pounds of marijuana in a bag stitched with “Big 12 Conference.”

13. Daddy Bones Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 5:51 am

    MOBB DEEP have both had a second anus and special body cavities fitted. It’s a sad, sad day.

14. Rafi Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 6:20 am

    Awesome poll.

    I would have given Uncle Kracker a nomination for white weed carrier, talk about making something out nothing.

15. Shupac Takur Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 7:02 am

    This is the possibly the best poll ever.

    And thanks for the gratuitous reference to the Young Black Teenagers. (absolutely classic)

16. Sieff Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 7:50 am

    Have the courage to take this survey.

    Shit is VEGAS, G.

17. Combat Jack Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 8:16 am

    You’re on your way to becoming famous!

18. mordecai Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 8:18 am

    hah. good stuff especially the lifetime achievement award.
    co-sign on Ron Mexico (hah!) comment.

19. Sucker Free Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 9:40 am

    y’all need a female in the squad…how can i be down?

20. Vik Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 9:47 am

    democracy in action.

    one word: america.

21. Fresh Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 10:41 am

    I gave this more thought than I did the last presidential election.

22. » The Not So Big Bang - XXL Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 11:40 am

    […] [Note: If you haven’t already, be sure to vote in The First Annual Weed Carrier Awards.] […]

23. tired-n-broke Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    Props on this shit…. Cappa use to be a wee owner???? I thought he was always Ghost’s & RZA’s carrier… but Don Don is dope nonetheless

24. TheNicker Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    A few things:

    1) Who did the Beastie Boys carry for?

    2) I also would have voted for Uncle Kracker.

    3) R&B bitches aren’t weed carriers, they’re groupies

    4) No offense to Proof, but he was killed off duty so to speak, not the case for Ramirez.

25. DocZeus Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    Even though Stanley Roberts played with Shaq briefly in Orlando, I think technically Shaq was Stanley’s weed carrier at LSU. Stanley was actually supposedly the better pro prospect.

26. Captian Hennessy Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    Did somebody say Free Yayo?

27. Dick Chainey Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 2:55 pm

    You should add Craig Mack to the list of weed carriers for EPMD

28. hoffa Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 2:55 pm

    you forgot charli baltimore for MVP WC broads

29. funkdigital Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 3:10 pm

    You know more people will vote for Greatest Weed Carrier than for the last Presidential Election. Truth!

30. james Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 3:26 pm

    bravo! can’t wait for next year! flip mode is the squid-odd!

31. lar Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    what about the dude cassidy shot? whats more tragic than a WC killed by his own boss?

32. Mrs Damian Marley Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 6:15 pm

    Very tough choices, you can’t call Fox B a WC she can definitely hold her own

33. Mrs Damian Marley Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 6:18 pm

    That Mobb Deep carrying again shit is too funny

34. Robbie Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 6:44 pm

    “y’all need a female in the squad…how can i be down?”

    ^ Send your details to weed@unkut.com weedcarriers@unkut.com if you want to contribute.

    Cappadonna had some weed carriers on his solo albums I think. The fact that he had a “Greatest Hits” album granted him temporary Weed Owner status anyway.

    Beastie Boys carried for Run-DMC. Why do you think Run gave ‘em “Slow & Low”?

    We’ve forgotten a couple of people that could’ve made the nominations, but they’ll be there next year. Keep the suggestions coming…actually Unkle Kracker deserves his own category…”MVP White Trash Cracka Carrier”.

35. 757mrmetoo Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 7:43 pm

    I still think Kanye “Mama’s Boy” West should take the prize home. Young Hov’s favorite WC.

    Also “the untouchables” should be nominated for carrying Benzinos weed, but unfortunately Benzino has to go back to carrying himself…

36. sleepnotwork Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 8:26 pm

    Yeah, I was wondering about the Cappadonna “owner” status as well, but I guess there’s some reason behind it.

37. the_RZA Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 8:27 pm

    How the hell is Everlast leading Mobb Deep. Are you fucking kidding me.

38. Ru Says:
    May 18th, 2006 at 1:45 am

    how the hell is proof tragic? dammit dood fired FIRST. getting pissy drunk and pulling a gun equals somebody dying!!!
    yall are soo jaded! I didnt even get a day off for his death so fuck him!

39. Ru Says:
    May 18th, 2006 at 1:50 am

    I want to contribute. I am a girl!

40. Nah Right » Blog Archive » Daily Headlines 5-18-06 Says:
    May 18th, 2006 at 9:02 am

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41. FrenchBaller Says:
    May 18th, 2006 at 9:43 am

    Funny as fuck… some niggas have been forgotten, loon, magoo… but keep up d good job

42. missnewyork Says:
    May 18th, 2006 at 9:54 am

    GENIUS.

43. mikey Says:
    May 18th, 2006 at 10:58 am

    fucking idiots……FUCK THIS WEBSITE!!!!

44. Ricky D Says:
    May 18th, 2006 at 11:43 am

    how can you have a poll like this and not mention Flipmode Squad, Big Noyd, Yayo, or Big Shug?

    Also for greatest celebrity relative WC, how could you forget Roger Clinton?

45. Eddie Sour Says:
    May 18th, 2006 at 11:48 am

    It seems like the pictures are making voters biased. The majority of pictured nominees are also winning… you might want to fix that cuz it’s fucking up this serious election on some Bushit.

46. Jade Star Says:
    May 18th, 2006 at 12:19 pm

    This is by far the best poll I have taken and it is the truth and I love it! Carry on young skywalker carry on.

47. O.com Says:
    May 18th, 2006 at 2:43 pm

    this is the gotdamn guts lmao

    who ever conceived this needs an award them damn selves.

    FYI. im way too damn lazy to vote though, sorry.

48. Robbie Says:
    May 18th, 2006 at 8:31 pm

    For those who wanted to contribute, here’s the email: weedcarriers@unkut.com

    Also, a new poll has been added to cover those who were left out.

49. Joey Says:
    May 19th, 2006 at 1:12 am

    I can’t tell if people are voting for who they like the most; who they think would be the funniest winner; or who actually fulfilled the w/c obligations the best.

    I mean, how can YBT not be winning its category?

50. Blue Says:
    May 19th, 2006 at 6:37 am

    this shit is hot and true as hell. Ramirez definitely gets the most tragic weed carrier vote from me. I voted for who ever fulfilled the criteria the best. I was mostly on point. very entertaining

51. Hog Eater Says:
    May 19th, 2006 at 12:28 pm

    Why the fuck isn’t Shyne nominated? Dude’s doing a dime for Diddy.

52. crazy shit. » Blog Archive » better late than never? Says:
    May 19th, 2006 at 1:11 pm

    […] i really havent been online much lately, and that wont really change until next week. i hadnt been planning on trying to get back into the updating grove until then, but the weed carrier of the year awards needs a got-damned plug. i saw it and voted a couple days ago (wu-tang, greatest weed owners of all time!) but for some reason i slept on linking it up until now. […]

53. shotz Says:
    May 19th, 2006 at 1:49 pm

    I believe spliff Star should win the lifetime achievment award because he’s done it longer than Cease. B.I.G died back in ‘98 and ever since then Cease’s wc days went down.Busta has kept himself in the public eye in the hip-hop world for a while thus keeping Spliff’s wc duties up to par.

54. » Bury me a bag handler - XXL Says:
    May 19th, 2006 at 3:18 pm

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55. » Award Tour Pt. Dos - XXL Says:
    May 19th, 2006 at 3:50 pm

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    May 19th, 2006 at 4:32 pm

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57. AlyxNYC Says:
    May 19th, 2006 at 4:57 pm

    Why the hell is Proof’s Death TRAGIC? He KILLED someone and ended up getting shot himself. I have NO SYMPATHY for him AT ALL.

    He shouldnt even be in the category.

58. MG84 Says:
    May 20th, 2006 at 5:59 am

    BIG!!!

    I think a crack oone is the next step - Whitney and Bobby anyone????

59. Combat Jack Says:
    May 20th, 2006 at 7:44 am

    Isn’t Lupe Fiasco a former w.c. for Kanghey Vest?

60. Ru Says:
    May 20th, 2006 at 11:54 pm

    Kanghey West.
    thats creative.

61. Dj Warp One! Says:
    May 21st, 2006 at 12:49 pm

    This is BULLSHIT ! But it’s funny as hell, so I went along anyway. Peace !

62. Eli Says:
    May 22nd, 2006 at 10:21 am

    I would like to see an award for the worst verse by a weed-carrier on a song that made it to the top-5 on the billboard charts. Perhaps Craig Mack on Flavor in Ya Ear. Or Big Syke on All Eyes On Me. Or something that Bizzarre is on.

63. The Icon Says:
    May 22nd, 2006 at 11:21 am

    Damn! This vote brings it was back to 1992 - with Y.B.T. People actually remember Public Enemy and YBT.
    “Tap the Bottle” is on my iPod! “Dead End Kidz, Doin’ Life Time Bidz” - CLASSIC!

    Freeport (Long Island) in the house. The lead signer was in House Party 2 (NBC - Nuttic But Classics) for the white boy! I hear he holdings it down the CB4 … upstate NY.

64. Lowedwn Says:
    May 23rd, 2006 at 12:17 pm

    fUCK KOBE, AIN’T NOBODY GOT LOVE FOR “3D” DENNIS SCOTT??? AND WHERE’S SPLIFF STAR’S & FLAVA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARDS

65. Robbie Says:
    May 24th, 2006 at 12:39 pm

    Flavor Flav is a weed owner. Chuck doesn’t smoke weed, so he doesn’t need a carrier.

    For more detail, go here:
    http://www.unkut.com/weed/2006/04/public-enemy-and-their-legion-of-weed-carriers/

66. Dallas Says:
    May 25th, 2006 at 12:24 am

    I use to call motherfuckers “umbrella holders” because of Fonzworth, but Robbie has shown me the light. The umbrella was just a front for the weed.

    Speaking of Fonzworth… can there be a poll created for bag holders that get passed around like a blunt? Fonzworth (Pity passed to Kangay), the Brat (Jermaine passed to Missy who passed to David Gest)…

    This weed carriers awards post may be one of the greatest concepts of 2006.

67. Mr. Rourke aka Toca De Culo Says:
    May 28th, 2006 at 8:52 am

    Yeah this is all good fine and dandy, but we’re forgetting the most gangster hype-man of all time! Freaky-Tah of the Lost Boyz!!! I didn’t even know what a hypeman WAS till Tah came up and started repeating the SAME lyrics as Mr. Cheeks… only louder and crazier. That’s what being a weed carrier was all about. Not doing anything particularly original, but doin’ it EXTRA-fresh when you did. (R.I.P).

68. taxbax Says:
    May 28th, 2006 at 7:38 pm

    this was hilarious, i just kept expecting to see pras’ name up there

69. Dantresomi Says:
    May 29th, 2006 at 8:04 am

    man this is the toughest vote i ever had to do

70. major_addiction Says:
    May 29th, 2006 at 10:37 pm

    this is hilariousssssssssss

71. RW Says:
    May 30th, 2006 at 4:19 am

    Uh oh, the weed carriers have awoken, and their feelings seem to be hurt.

72. Miley Says:
    June 20th, 2006 at 10:21 am

    Oh my…

    Sweet )

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    July 5th, 2006 at 6:03 am

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