It’s one thing to be the a well-known weed holder such as Spliff Star of Memphis Bleek - having people chuckle at the fact that you’ll never really be able to attain weed owner status or ever become a star in your own right - but at least these guys are known. Spare a thought for the bag holders of artists who aren’t getting their videos in heavy rotation - can anybody name all the members of Inspectah Deck’s House Gang? Or Raekwon’s Ice Water Inc? Even hardcore Wu-Tang Stans are scratching their heads.

As a responsible Weed Owner, it’s essential that you look after your holders. Do you see Ghostface getting charged with drug possession? Fuck no! Tony Starks looks after his weed carriers - it’s as simple as that. Not only did he name his squad on the back of the Theodore Unit 718 LP - he gave everyone their own baseball card! Thanks to the bosses’ generousity, guys like Solomon Childs can now get laid for less than a grand, and Shawn Wiggs hasn’t been jumped for his Theodore Unit letterman jacket in months. Meanwhile, Deck’s weed baggers are still getting refused entry into the V.I.P. section while Cappadonna is popping bottles with models!

The only solution for these unknown baggage handlers is to either hire a PR firm to get their name out there or join Theodore Unit.

More Weed Carriers slacking-off:

LAFAYETTE, Louisiana (AP) — Willie Nelson and four others were issued misdemeanor citations for possession of narcotic mushrooms and marijuana after a traffic stop Monday morning on a Louisiana highway, state police said.

The citations were issued after a commercial vehicle inspection of the country music star’s tour bus, state police said in a news release.

“When the door was opened and the trooper began to speak to the driver, he smelled the strong odor of marijuana,” the news release said.

A search of the bus produced 11/2 pounds of marijuana and 0.2 pounds of narcotic mushrooms, according to state police.

A call to Nelson’s publicist wasn’t immediately returned.

Also cited were Tony Sizemore, 59, of St. Cloud, Florida; Bobbie Nelson, 75, of Briarcliff, Texas; Gates Moore, 54, of Austin, Texas; and David Anderson, 50, of Dallas, Texas.

Each was released after being issued a citation.

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