{"id":126,"date":"2010-09-13T07:45:11","date_gmt":"2010-09-13T13:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/?p=126"},"modified":"2010-09-13T07:46:07","modified_gmt":"2010-09-13T13:46:07","slug":"pro-football-weedcarriers-not-for-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/2010\/09\/pro-football-weedcarriers-not-for-long\/","title":{"rendered":"Pro Football Weed Carriers: Not For Long&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/weed\/images\/emmitt-smith.jpg\" border=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The NFL in the logo in American professional football should represent &#8216;Not For Long&#8217;.  The average career in the game is less than three years.  Anything past that and you have to be an exceptional athlete with a tremendously high pain threshold.  These guys spend months running into each other at top speeds to only repeat the act if a penalty flag gets called on the play.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>After contests you might could imagine the weed serves as a local analgesic to numb the pain from hairline fractures and the such.  But actually in the rough and tumble world of the NFL weed is simply a gateway to the preferred drug of choice which would be free-based cocaine.  In the NFL, coke is definitely IT!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/weed\/images\/michael-irvin.jpg\" border=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If you ever wondered who all of those people were on the sidelines during the games you should understand that there are a plethora of narcotics, hallucinogens, painkillers and human growth hormones that go into every Sunday afternoon performance.  Think of it as the ballet but on super hard drugs.<\/p>\n<p>So now sit back on your couch and enjoy the new season of pro football.  There are dozens of people being arrested in order to bring the show to you.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/weed\/images\/deion_sanders.jpg\" border=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The NFL in the logo in American professional football should represent &#8216;Not For Long&#8217;. The average career in the game is less than three years. Anything past that and you have to be an exceptional athlete with a tremendously high pain threshold. These guys spend months running into each other at top speeds to only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bags","category-the-sport-of-holding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":129,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions\/129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}