{"id":15,"date":"2005-04-21T09:51:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-21T15:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/?p=15"},"modified":"2005-04-21T09:51:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-21T15:51:00","slug":"happy-holidays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/2005\/04\/happy-holidays\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Holidays!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again. The people are working over time trying to sell. People are generally happier. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wikimusic.de\/files\/article\/news\/1089789893\/400x600\/notbig_83.jpg\">Big fat guys<\/a> are buying, and his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hiponline.com\/artist\/music\/l\/lil_cease\/lilcease-bio.jpg\">smaller friends<\/a> are helping him. Then, the gifts are carried before they are used. No, its not Christmas and New Year&#8217;s and Hanukkah and Kwanzaa and what have you. Its Cuatro Veinte.<\/p>\n<p>Like I said, the gifts are carried before they are used. Most blogs would deal with the usage. But not us. No&#8230;not us.<\/p>\n<p>We would deal with the carrying. It&#8217;s a generally busier time for w\/c&#8217;s worldwide. It&#8217;s a time when the stakes is highest, they have the most likelyhood of getting caught than your average day (due to stepped-up security, even the police knows about this Quatre Vingt, no homo), plus they are carrying more. But it&#8217;s also a time when a young, secondary w\/c can deliver when it counts, no homo, and rise to primary holder, or even, if they&#8217;re real lucky, to weed owner. So competition is high. But even if a w\/c does not advance in his\/her holdin&#8217; to ownin&#8217; quest, many times, the w\/o will be especially generous, often times leading to the w\/c being owners for a day. To my man (no homo) <a href=\"http:\/\/weedcarriers.blogspot.com\/2005\/04\/if-weed-carrying-is-art-then-cease-is.html\">Lil&#8217; Cease<\/a> and all other carriers, working overtime and risking their collective asses (no homo), thank you from all of us to all of you (no homo) for showing us the true meaning of 4\/20: to achieve your dreams.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>or to smoke weed like crazy. Whichever you prefer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again. The people are working over time trying to sell. People are generally happier. Big fat guys are buying, and his smaller friends are helping him. Then, the gifts are carried before they are used. No, its not Christmas and New Year&#8217;s and Hanukkah and Kwanzaa and what have you. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}