{"id":352,"date":"2015-09-15T01:27:07","date_gmt":"2015-09-15T07:27:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/?p=352"},"modified":"2015-09-15T02:30:25","modified_gmt":"2015-09-15T08:30:25","slug":"how-consequence-failed-to-understand-the-concept-of-weed-carrying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/2015\/09\/how-consequence-failed-to-understand-the-concept-of-weed-carrying\/","title":{"rendered":"How Consequence Failed To Understand The Concept of Weed Carrying"},"content":{"rendered":"

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As amusing as it was to hear Combat Jack and Premium Pete ask Consequence how he felt about being named as the Greatest Weed Carrier of All-Time on this site, he seems to be a little confused about how it actually works. Carrying another man’s weed can be an internship if you go on to become a weed owner yourself. Good examples of this are Del The Funky Homosapian, we went from holding for his cousin Ice Cube to assembling his Heiroglyphics weed holding army. Similarly, Jay-Z held bags for Big Daddy Kane for a while before he built his Roc-A-Fella baggage handler network.<\/p>\n

In his own words, Cons confirms his weed carrier status:<\/p>\n

‘I’ve been involved in such big moments prolly except my own. I’ve been a part of the championship teams.’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

That is by definition what a weed carrier does. No shame in that. He then continues:
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‘How can I be a weed carrier when my cousin gave me a record deal?’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Nepotism and cronyism are the foundations of the Weed Carrier – it’s all about putting your boys on until they can carry their own weight. He then defends his ability as a rapper, which has never been questioned. While some weed carriers are sub-par rappers, many of them aren’t. The late Big L carried for Lord Finesse when he first started out, and that hardly hurt his verbal abilities, did it?<\/p>\n

‘I ain’t carry anybody’s weed!’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Actually carrying large quantities of smoke is not an official requirement to being a good sidekick. As Pete then points out, while paying dues with a crew, you may be called upon to get coffee or tea for the more senior members.<\/p>\n

‘How am I a weed carrier on a record with twelve thousand spins on radio? My first shot?’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Being featured on a song by your cousin’s group means that you have once again met the most basic of weed holding criteria, just as Q-Tip held weed for the Jungle Brothers on ‘Black Is Black.’<\/p>\n

‘Robbie’s an idiot.’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

An idiot, or the guy who’s held up a mirror to some of your finest achievements throughout your career?<\/p>\n

‘When someone devalues my twenty years by calling me a weed carrier? Put your money up right now!’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Once again, Consequence has been a part of two influential rap dynasties over two different generations. Who else can claim that honor?<\/p>\n

‘”He’s like a mushroom on World 8 in Mario.” Nah, duke – I’m the Dragon! Don’t get it fucked up. I’m Koopa, nigga.’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Does he mean King Koopa, the giant turtle?<\/p>\n

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The whole point of this being, Consequence should embrace his GOAT Weed Carrier status and use it as a stepping stone to embark on the next stage of his career where he finally morphs into a Weed Owner and can begin to assemble a squad of weed holders to do bodega runs and whatnot.<\/p>\n

Here’s the highlight reel where you can make your own decision…<\/p>\n