{"id":45,"date":"2006-03-28T16:48:33","date_gmt":"2006-03-28T22:48:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/2006\/03\/historys-greatest-weed-carrier\/"},"modified":"2008-06-20T01:12:19","modified_gmt":"2008-06-20T07:12:19","slug":"historys-greatest-weed-carrier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/2006\/03\/historys-greatest-weed-carrier\/","title":{"rendered":"History’s greatest weed carrier?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"History's<\/p>\n

There was a great scene in the vapid Jay-Z concert film cash-in Fade to Black<\/em> when Jay and Q-Tip from A Tribe Called Quest were sitting in the studio discussing how hard it is to be a rapper or some such.<\/p>\n

All of a sudden Memphis Bleek burst in the room and announced, “I’m about to go to Outback. Does anybody want anything?” Jay was like, “No, not right now.” Q-Tip was like, “Me neither, but thanks anyway.”<\/p>\n

It’s likely Memphis Bleek didn’t know a crew was filming when he burst into the studio, but he didn’t let that deter him from fulfilling his duty as a weed carrier. After all, Jay could’ve been hungry.<\/p>\n

A less thoughtful weed carrier would’ve gone to Outback by himself without offering.<\/p>\n

You don’t get in Jay-Z’s will just by rolling a good joint.<\/p>\n

(image wantonly pilfered from Nah Right<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There was a great scene in the vapid Jay-Z concert film cash-in Fade to Black when Jay and Q-Tip from A Tribe Called Quest were sitting in the studio discussing how hard it is to be a rapper or some such. All of a sudden Memphis Bleek burst in the room and announced, “I’m about […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}