{"id":62,"date":"2006-09-19T23:41:12","date_gmt":"2006-09-20T05:41:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/2006\/09\/wcs-need-better-promotion\/"},"modified":"2008-06-19T04:49:46","modified_gmt":"2008-06-19T10:49:46","slug":"wcs-need-better-promotion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/2006\/09\/wcs-need-better-promotion\/","title":{"rendered":"WC’s Need Better Promotion"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s one thing to be the a well-known weed holder such as Spliff Star<\/strong> of Memphis Bleek<\/strong> – having people chuckle at the fact that you’ll never really be able to attain weed owner status or ever become a star in your own right – but at least these guys are known. Spare a thought for the bag holders of artists who aren’t getting their videos in heavy rotation – can anybody name all the members of Inspectah Deck’s House Gang<\/strong>? Or Raekwon’s Ice Water Inc<\/strong>? Even hardcore Wu-Tang Stans are scratching their heads.<\/p>\n

As a responsible Weed Owner, it’s essential that you look after your holders. Do you see Ghostface<\/strong> getting charged with drug possession? Fuck no! Tony Starks looks after his weed carriers – it’s as simple as that. Not only did he name his squad on the back of the Theodore Unit<\/strong> 718<\/i> LP – he gave everyone their own baseball card! Thanks to the bosses’ generousity, guys like Solomon Childs<\/strong> can now get laid for less than a grand, and Shawn Wiggs<\/strong> hasn’t been jumped for his Theodore Unit letterman jacket in months. Meanwhile, Deck’s weed baggers are still getting refused entry into the V.I.P. section while Cappadonna<\/strong> is popping bottles with models!<\/p>\n

The only solution for these unknown baggage handlers is to either hire a PR firm to get their name out there or join Theodore Unit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s one thing to be the a well-known weed holder such as Spliff Star of Memphis Bleek – having people chuckle at the fact that you’ll never really be able to attain weed owner status or ever become a star in your own right – but at least these guys are known. Spare a thought […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unkut.com\/weed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}