This is huge. Following our in-depth Weed Carrier Report on Lil’ Wayne’s YMCMB crew, it seems that he has finally taken the plunge and followed in the footsteps of the legendary Eazy-E by recruiting the Holy Grail of Weed Carriers – a white chick. While Eazy had Tarrie B on deck, who was basically a poor man’s rapping Madonna who I suspect was somehow responsible for Eric catching the bug, Paris offers the advantage of having her own cash flow and the option to pass off any pot to her chauffeur if she get’s pinched.
I clearly underestimated Lil’ Tunechi, who has demonstrated that despite appearing to be a walking advertisment against excessive lean use, has amassed a collection of teenage bud bringers who are essentially above the law anyway. Now that he’s got a filthy rich cracker socialite skank on board, there is literally no stopping the kid. At this point, the only way he could possibly top this is by “signing” Dakota Fanning’s younger sister, Elle, who is white as porcelain, under-age and female – the Holy Trinity of Weed Carrying. Seriously, how’s a cop going to look frisking a fifteen year old white gal in public? That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen!
In the meantime, despite the fact that Paris’ seemingly countless arrests for coke and weed exempt her from any possible career as a celebrity weed holder, she actually provides the perfect decoy with her high public profile and willingness to make a spectacle of herself in public, allowing Weezy’s legions of teenage baggage handlers ample opportunity to escape detection. The only downside is that she’ll have to release an album at some point, but I’m sure that if some Euro-trash super DJ is given a yacht he can throw her some decent trance beats to mumble over.
I heard this on the radio & all I can say is YMCMB is really just starting to become a celebrity freakshow.