Archive for September, 2015

As we prepare for the Third (Sorta) Annual Weed Carrier Awards, it seems appropriate to open up the nominations so that no weed carrier champions are accidentally excluded. Please help us in honoring these loyal side kicks who dream of one day rising to the rank of Weed Owner like Jay-Z or Kanye West. Nominate […]

According to this highly scientific breakdown, as a ‘drug holder/blunt roller’ for an arena-level musical touring group, you can expect to clock $500 per week, plus the obvious benefits of a whole lotta weed and limitless hero sandwiches. It’s almost puts a tear in my eye to see the humble role of cheeba stasher finally […]

As amusing as it was to hear Combat Jack and Premium Pete ask Consequence how he felt about being named as the Greatest Weed Carrier of All-Time on this site, he seems to be a little confused about how it actually works. Carrying another man’s weed can be an internship if you go on to […]

The weed carrier is no myth, as proven by this on point presentation from Cris Carter and Warren Sapp. While the NFL attempted to distance themselves from this position, it’s pretty clear that such a denial is only for legal purposes. Thanks to WC OG Fitz for passing this important development on.