According to this highly scientific breakdown, as a ‘drug holder/blunt roller’ for an arena-level musical touring group, you can expect to clock $500 per week, plus the obvious benefits of a whole lotta weed and limitless hero sandwiches. It’s almost puts a tear in my eye to see the humble role of cheeba stasher finally getting the mainstream respect is so sorely deserves.
Billboard Recognizes Weed Carrying As An Official Occupation