^ Note the pockets on Cons jacket. It ain’t no mystery what’s in there! Wannabe weed holders – bow down to the great man known as Consequence. Not only did he manage to stay C.H.O.R.E (Constantly Holding Others’ Reefer Everywhere) by getting himself recruited by Kanye West‘s G.O.O.D. (Got Other Opiates Delivered) Music crew – […]
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Pro Football Weed Carriers: Not For Long…
Posted: 13th September 2010 by Dallas Penn in Baggage Handlers, The Sport Of HoldingThe NFL in the logo in American professional football should represent ‘Not For Long’. The average career in the game is less than three years. Anything past that and you have to be an exceptional athlete with a tremendously high pain threshold. These guys spend months running into each other at top speeds to only […]
Tical Caught Without Baggage Handler
Posted: 19th May 2007 by Robbie in Baggage Handlers, Carriers In The NewsAs reported in the NY Daily News, Meth just got bagged with a bag (“He rolls down the window and the smoke would choke a horse”, apparently). This highlights several important points – the one-time star attraction of the WTC has fallen on such hard times that even guys like Carlton Fisk and Street Life […]
NBA PLAYOFFS 2007: A Warrior Weed Owner’s Last Stand
Posted: 25th April 2007 by Dallas Penn in Baggage HandlersHow many of you humps remember the Fab Five from the University of Michigan? They were going to be the best college team evar entil they ended up sucking in the NCAA tournament and then going pro as underclassmen. More than a decade after their splash on the sports scene not one of them has […]
The (white) Rapper Show a/k/a WeedCarrying 101
Posted: 1st March 2007 by Dallas Penn in Baggage Handlers, Carriers In The NewsIf there was anything that I gleaned from the ego trip (white) Rapper Show is that MC Serch can still bring fame to a bag holder without getting their ass kicked by Hammer’s goons. I mean, what do you think the future holds for Shamrock or John Brown? They will be rap music footnotes as […]
Now that everyone has had time to sit with a drink and think about who was the most embarrassing of all the old rappers to appear on Nas‘ various remixes, I’d be remiss if I didn’t announce the next version that’s due to hit the internets later this week – the Bag Holders mix! The […]
2006 – Greatest Year Evar For Weed Carriers, And Also The Worst
Posted: 17th January 2007 by Dallas Penn in Baggage Handlers, Carriers In The News2006 may come to be remembered by Hip-Hop fans as the year that the internets gave a voice to the movement. Terms like ‘stan’ and ‘ether’ became active jargon within the Hip-Hop lexicon. To add to the list of additional and relevant terms was that of the ‘weed carrier’. Prior to 2006, W.C.’s were recognized […]
It’s one thing to be the a well-known weed holder such as Spliff Star of Memphis Bleek – having people chuckle at the fact that you’ll never really be able to attain weed owner status or ever become a star in your own right – but at least these guys are known. Spare a thought […]