It appears that everyone connected to “troubled” R&B Chris Brown seems to get the brakes beaten off them on a regular basis. In this latest incident, Kevin “K-Mac” McCall, who featured on “Deuces” in 2011 and has a single featuring GOOD Music weed holder Big Sean had his bluff called when he threatened some dude’s in the audience for booing him and invited them to step to him. Which they did.
Here’s the footage.
Rap wunderkind Joey Bada$$ (aka Lizard King aka Og Swank) is young, but he’s no dummy. He understands the importance of developing a diverse Weed Carrier portfolio as soon as possible, and with his Senior WC Consultant/Conciliare CJ Fly on deck, they seem to be running a pretty tight ship, employing a tactic where they provide virtually zero information about their “artists” on their official website, other than some dumb quote. Who needs a bio when you have Twitter, right? Let’s take a look at some of the key players in this Weed Carrier Network known only as Pro Era…
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We’ve got to admit it, under the close mentor ship of current Weed Owner King Birdman, Lil’ Wayne has been able to assemble a diverse team of loyal and largely under-age Weed Carriers. Since Weezy still carries for Baby, naturally the entire YMCMB roster can be called on to transport, hold or stash whatever it is that Birdman requires, which makes him the closest thing in this modern era to the RZA in terms of Weed Ownership. Love him or hate him, Lil’ Tunechi has grown up to be a helluva Weed Owner, as the following study can attest to.
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Since Wiz Khalifa abandoned his backpack to become the poster-child for Cheech and Chong Rap, his Taylor Gang has become hip-hop’s answer to The Grateful Dead. When every single thing you rap about it revolves around weed, it’s extra important to have a solid team of kush carriers to keep that $10,000 worth of monthly loud safe. It took Wiz a while to catch on to the whole concept of being Weed Owner, as he was bagged back in 2010 for a tour bus full of the stuff in North Carolina and had to pay $300,000 in bail while his nine weed carriers were also locked-up, while he was again nabbed in Nashville last year after stinking up the Holiday Inn. Clearly, the Wiz has a lot to learn about being a Weed Owner. We’re assuming that Wiz’s forthcoming Converse line will feature a removable sole for stashing purposes.
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Holy mackerel, times sure are a-changing. Instead of finding weed holders through the traditional channels such as pool halls, bodegas and gambling spots, A$AP Rocky and the A$AP Mob recruit Weed Carriers through Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and fashion label launches. Welcome to the new generation. Complex insist that “These guys aren’t hang-ons or weed carriers” but they clearly lack the expertise required to assess an area as specialized as Weed Carrying. Here’s the real scoop on the A$AP baggage handler network.
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The house that Rawse built seems to follow the blueprint of the great Weed Owners who preceded him, including his old wrasslin’ buddy 50 Cent – assemble a team that includes at least one token female, a couple of guys who can actually rap and let go of anyone who is under-performing (Pil). Let’s take a look at the current line-up:
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Last July, I penned a piece dedicated to the the fall of the Greatest Weed Carrier Of All Time (GWCOAT) when Consequence left his position as Kanye West‘s chief Weed Holder. Here’s an excerpt:
Cons got his break as cheeba stasher on account of being Q-Tip’s cousin. For his loyal service he was rewarded with some mush-mouthed airtime on Beats, Rhymes and Life and that other shitty album they made before the break-up in 1998. Now for most weed carriers, that would have been all she wrote and Consequence would have moved on to the natural career progression of handing out the complimentary air fresheners at the local car wash. But not this plucky little upstart! He had the self-belief to become a Weed Owner himself one day, and managed to parlay himself a solo deal over at Elektra records, where he proceeded to rot on the shelf for six or so years. Even this dead-end failed to discourage him, and by 2005 Cons had managed to weasel his way into Kanye West’s entourage and commence tree transporting duties.
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Evey now and then, Busta gives Spliff a couple of weeks off to go and record mixtapes and even the occasional video. Why? Because weed carriers have feelings, and what better way to treat your your most valued employee than to let him have a little time in the spotlight?
^ Note the pockets on Cons jacket. It ain’t no mystery what’s in there!
Wannabe weed holders – bow down to the great man known as Consequence. Not only did he manage to stay C.H.O.R.E (Constantly Holding Others’ Reefer Everywhere) by getting himself recruited by Kanye West‘s G.O.O.D. (Got Other Opiates Delivered) Music crew – following the break-up of A Tribe Called Quest – but the dude is still getting W. C. royalties from Q-Tip! Foe those who cram to understand, Weed Carrier Royalties (W.C.R.) are the reward system established to keep stash holders happy, since a happy weed holder is also a vigilant carrier. WCR can take a variety of forms – a record deal on your weed owners label imprint, a guest verse on the owners album, or if you’re really, really thorough – a beat or verse from the weed owner on YOUR SONG. That’s kinda a big deal ,because it means all of that weed owners Stans are gonna have to cop your shit to keep their collection complete.
The genius of Consequence is that he did such an outstanding job for Q-Tip and ’em in the late 90’s that he’s still owed enough WCR to get beats from The Abstract in 2010, as seen with the release of his new track ‘Got Me Trippin’. When Cons titled his debut album Don’t Quit Your Day Job, those in the know understood that he was pledging his life-long commitment to the art of weed holding, which is a ‘day job’ that extends way beyond the traditional 9-5 timetable. Who knows what the future holds for this talented tree transporter? Will he make the transition to another weed owner when and if Kanye decides to Kurt Cobain himself? Will Kid Cudi recruit his services as his star continues to rise *pause*, or will the Cons finally live-out the dream of every carrier to make the transition to weed owner himself one day?
The NFL in the logo in American professional football should represent ‘Not For Long’. The average career in the game is less than three years. Anything past that and you have to be an exceptional athlete with a tremendously high pain threshold. These guys spend months running into each other at top speeds to only repeat the act if a penalty flag gets called on the play.
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